The Morning Link: Things You Should Never Say to a Hooters Girl


Ah, Hooters. That innocent netherland between the blatant perversion of a strip club and the bland innocence of a boobless meal. It may not be the coolest place in the world, but it’s definitely our favorite place to check out girls in shiny orange shorts.

Asylum asked K.H., the blogger behind “The Hooters Girl” for the top 10 things you should never say if you hope to hook up with a one of the hose-wearing hotties who slings your wings.

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