The Morning Link: The Nicholas Cage Movie Plot Generator


While Mr. Cage’s hair is always atrocious, he has been known to switch ridiculous hair styles from one film to the next. This is done so that audiences can tell his movies apart. For instance: Bizarre lack of sideburns=National Treasure, Long hair combined with absurdly big forhead =Next

List goes on, and the explanations are amazing.  Watch as Cracked created an amazing tool for Hollywood:  The Nicholas Cage Movie Plot Generator.

  • chelsea

    it’s NICOLAS CAGE! why can’t anyone spell correctly? would it kill you to proof-read?

  • bedBug

    chelsa we should hook-up, pm nudez asap.