Spending the last one thousand years living in the North Pole, being married to a homely woman and hanging around a bunch of freaky eleves can take its toll on a man.
It’s surprising after all of the years in the public spotlight that Santa hasn’t gotten been exposed for being the elitist socialite bastard that he probably is in real life. And you know there’s a Santa sex tape out there somewhere. There has to be.
Until there is, these 20 naughty santas will have to do.