The 15 Most Surreal Pictures of Grimace Ever


What inspired me to write this post?  Oh, that’s easy: Paul’s post on terrifying Ronald McDonald pictures.  I didn’t have a childhood fear of Ronald, but I did have a fascination with Grimace.  How could you not?  He’s gigantic, purple, and defies explanation.  What is he?  Where is he from?  What does he eat?  Probably children.

I know tha Ronald is considered the leader of the McDonald’s gang, but I’m convinced he’s just a figurehead.  There’s no way that goofy clown tells Grimace what to do.  Grimace runs sh*t; he’s the boss.  You think Ronald is going to step up to a purple monster that could swallow him whole?

I did some searching online to see what the hell is Griamce’s deal.  After the jump, take a look at 20 of the most surreal pictures of Grimace ever.

I knew he ate kids.


Grimace loves the action.


Where’s his other hand?


It speaks for itself.


Grimace has been drinking for 8 hours straight.


Miss Piggy is going to be pissed.


Grimace and Hamburgler telling Anthony Anderson how much Transformers sucked.


Dear God, no.


Grimace achieves Yokozuna status.


Gangsta Grimace.


Grimace eagles yet another hole.


I’m not sure what’s going on here, but charges will be pressed.


Grimace likes to soften them up a bit before cooking them.


Grimace making the best of his time off.


Better to die of fright than be eaten alive.


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  • chelsea

    ummm… that’s not anthony anderson… it’s cedric the entertainer.

  • In the 7th picture…that’s not Anthony Anderson. That’s Cedric the Entertainer. You can still have them tell Cedric how much “The Honeymooners” was or how “Man of the House” sucked.

  • Sarcastos

    Madison, i guess all black people look the same hey?

  • Madison

    @ chelsea, Ellie, Sarcastos:

    Whoops! Don’t I seem like an ignorant racist?

    Pretty easy mistake to make, I guess. Sorry if anyone was offended.

    In fairness, I confuse Artie Lang with Jeff Garlin quite a bit.

  • Laura

    I had the case of the Mondays, and this made me laugh really hard.
    I used to get those boxes of cookies from Mc D’s and I ALWAYS wanted the one with Grimace on it. Don’t know why…he just looked so friendly. That’s probably how he tricked the kids before he ate them whole…am I right??

  • Madison


    Grimace always cracked me up a bit, too, especially when you think of him as a bloodthirsty monster and not a, I don’t know, giant friendly gumdrop.

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  • Bert

    Apparently Grimace is/was supposed to be a taste bud.

  • Madison

    @ Bert

    That’s the best explanation I’ve heard yet. I’m completely serious.

  • James WErewolf

    I have one for you. whats your email address?