The 15 Most Surreal Pictures of Grimace Ever

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What inspired me to write this post?  Oh, that’s easy: Paul’s post on terrifying Ronald McDonald pictures.  I didn’t have a childhood fear of Ronald, but I did have a fascination with Grimace.  How could you not?  He’s gigantic, purple, and defies explanation.  What is he?  Where is he from?  What does he eat?  Probably children.

I know tha Ronald is considered the leader of the McDonald’s gang, but I’m convinced he’s just a figurehead.  There’s no way that goofy clown tells Grimace what to do.  Grimace runs sh*t; he’s the boss.  You think Ronald is going to step up to a purple monster that could swallow him whole?

I did some searching online to see what the hell is Griamce’s deal.  After the jump, take a look at 20 of the most surreal pictures of Grimace ever.

I knew he ate kids.

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Grimace loves the action.

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Where’s his other hand?

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It speaks for itself.

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Grimace has been drinking for 8 hours straight.

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Miss Piggy is going to be pissed.

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Grimace and Hamburgler telling Anthony Anderson how much Transformers sucked.

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Dear God, no.

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Grimace achieves Yokozuna status.

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Gangsta Grimace.

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Grimace eagles yet another hole.

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I’m not sure what’s going on here, but charges will be pressed.

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Grimace likes to soften them up a bit before cooking them.

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Grimace making the best of his time off.

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Better to die of fright than be eaten alive.

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  • chelsea

    ummm… that’s not anthony anderson… it’s cedric the entertainer.

  • In the 7th picture…that’s not Anthony Anderson. That’s Cedric the Entertainer. You can still have them tell Cedric how much “The Honeymooners” was or how “Man of the House” sucked.

  • Sarcastos

    Madison, i guess all black people look the same hey?

  • Madison

    @ chelsea, Ellie, Sarcastos:

    Whoops! Don’t I seem like an ignorant racist?

    Pretty easy mistake to make, I guess. Sorry if anyone was offended.

    In fairness, I confuse Artie Lang with Jeff Garlin quite a bit.

  • Laura

    I had the case of the Mondays, and this made me laugh really hard.
    I used to get those boxes of cookies from Mc D’s and I ALWAYS wanted the one with Grimace on it. Don’t know why…he just looked so friendly. That’s probably how he tricked the kids before he ate them whole…am I right??

  • Madison

    @Laura

    Grimace always cracked me up a bit, too, especially when you think of him as a bloodthirsty monster and not a, I don’t know, giant friendly gumdrop.

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  • Bert

    Apparently Grimace is/was supposed to be a taste bud.

  • Madison

    @ Bert

    That’s the best explanation I’ve heard yet. I’m completely serious.

  • James WErewolf

    I have one for you. whats your email address?