http://unrealitymag.com Mon, 22 Mar 2010 10:54:42 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I ride in an elevator every day during the week in order to get to my office (and no, I'm not one of those lazy bastards who takes the elevator from the first to the second floor).  And for a moment, I'm trapped inside a small space, usually with one ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/22/elevator-scenes-in-movies/ I'm not the most political of people but that doesn't mean I don't pay attention to what's going on in the world.  And when it comes to who I want to display news to me on television let's just say that Fox News isn't exactly my first choice. You'll find more ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/22/fox-news-network/ I'm not really a fetish guy.  It's just really hard for me to get into weird stuff like feet and leather, nylons, etc etc.   But you know something?  If a female were attractive enough and I closed my eyes for a while I might be able to get into it.  ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/22/sexy-darth-vader/ Here’s something that’s turning a lot of geeks as red as Darth Maul today: George Lucas is working on a new Star Wars-based cartoon called Squishies, and it’s targeted at toddlers and other little kids. The show is most likely inspired by those little Star Wars: Galactic Heroes toys, but whatever, ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/22/star-wars-for-babies/ Click on the photo for Women's Magazines in the Disney Universe Disney has been entertaining children for years with stories centered around personal tragedies and some rather strange ideas about courtship and marriage so why not take a look at the real picture? Our real versions of stuff at Unreality's Facebook ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/19/womens-magazines-in-disney-sigourney-is-a-neck-sucker-and-an-awesome-fight-sequence/ Clearly, those of you who haven't seen the movie won't get the reference, but those of you who have? How awesome is this? It took me a moment to connect the dots on the Season's Greeting tape (which I'm still not sure was in the movie?) but in any case ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/19/the-most-badass-die-hard-tattoo-thats-even-possible/ httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OABeWNqZph4 This is yet another project that just makes me say, "Why?" but now that I've been doing this site for a year now, I'm almost starting to get used to stuff like this. Why would anyone want to make a shot-by-shot remake of that one song from A Goofy Movie? I ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/19/a-shot-by-shot-live-action-remake-of-a-goofy-movie-why-the-hell-not/ You see them every week selling paper (and now printers!), but the cast of The Office does much more than that. I've assembled this collection of videos to show what they do outside of Dunder Mifflin, and I think I managed to grab a video of every single recurring member ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/19/15-videos-of-the-office-cast-outside-of-dunder-mifflin/ That time of year has come once again, where for a week or two I actually wish I owned a PS3. Last year it was for Uncharted 2, now it's for God of War III which came out on Tuesday. Sadly, no one I know even has a PS3, so ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/19/meanwhile-at-the-god-of-war-iii-launch-at-best-buy/   Have you ever watched a SyFy original movie?  To call them absurd would be an understatement.  Don't get me wrong - they can often be sort of fun to watch - but drama isn't really the calling card of the SyFy network.  I wish they'd get their act together and ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/19/video-clips-of-syfy-original-movies/