http://unrealitymag.com Sat, 20 Mar 2010 15:59:03 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Click on the photo for Women's Magazines in the Disney Universe Disney has been entertaining children for years with stories centered around personal tragedies and some rather strange ideas about courtship and marriage so why not take a look at the real picture? Our real versions of stuff at Unreality's Facebook ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/19/womens-magazines-in-disney-sigourney-is-a-neck-sucker-and-an-awesome-fight-sequence/ Clearly, those of you who haven't seen the movie won't get the reference, but those of you who have? How awesome is this? It took me a moment to connect the dots on the Season's Greeting tape (which I'm still not sure was in the movie?) but in any case ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/19/the-most-badass-die-hard-tattoo-thats-even-possible/ httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OABeWNqZph4 This is yet another project that just makes me say, "Why?" but now that I've been doing this site for a year now, I'm almost starting to get used to stuff like this. Why would anyone want to make a shot-by-shot remake of that one song from A Goofy Movie? I ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/19/a-shot-by-shot-live-action-remake-of-a-goofy-movie-why-the-hell-not/ You see them every week selling paper (and now printers!), but the cast of The Office does much more than that. I've assembled this collection of videos to show what they do outside of Dunder Mifflin, and I think I managed to grab a video of every single recurring member ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/19/15-videos-of-the-office-cast-outside-of-dunder-mifflin/ That time of year has come once again, where for a week or two I actually wish I owned a PS3. Last year it was for Uncharted 2, now it's for God of War III which came out on Tuesday. Sadly, no one I know even has a PS3, so ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/19/meanwhile-at-the-god-of-war-iii-launch-at-best-buy/   Have you ever watched a SyFy original movie?  To call them absurd would be an understatement.  Don't get me wrong - they can often be sort of fun to watch - but drama isn't really the calling card of the SyFy network.  I wish they'd get their act together and ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/19/video-clips-of-syfy-original-movies/ You know something?  I agree with Mr. Loompa here.  You're cooped up in that damn factory all day slinging chocolate and doing manual labor.  The least Mr. Wonka could do is let you wear some denim. I mean being tiny, orange, and having green hair is enough.  But being subjected to ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/19/oompa-loompa-shoplifting/ Another creation by the Cheezburger network brings us My First Fail which is a classic look at funny baby photos.  And with the onset of "fail" anythings I think these guys have a great concept on their hands. They've also saved their asses when describing the site as "adorable funny baby ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/19/my-first-fail/ It's no surprise that men like porn.  We've liked porn since even the hint of leg was shown on a woman who was running from a dinosaur 50 million years ago.    It's just our nature to want to see boobies and all that fun stuff. But it's kind of a mystery ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/19/do-real-women-like-porn/ Click on the photo for the 10 funniest wedding fails If you're going to get married for the love of God please choose a different time in your life to try and be "different."  Just go to the ceremony and get it done.  After that you can be a jackass ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/18/the-funniest-wedding-fails-the-supreme-geek-site-and-the-jedi-mind-trick-chart/