http://unrealitymag.com Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:00:12 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Click on the photo for the Melrose Kiss! What with all the hullabaloo surrounding the return of Heather Locklear as Amanda Woodward on Wed night’s “Melrose Place,” the true highlight of the show — the charming lesbian makeout scene — got overlooked. More overlooked things at Unreality's Facebook Page The Countdown A ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/11/20/the-final-countdown-a-surprise-kiss-on-melrose-little-girl-dog-fail-and-funny-oops-photos/ httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACm9yECwSso So needless to say that we don't talk about music on the site here, and for good reason. Me trying to review music is about as productive as an elephant trying to solve a Rubix Cube, and therefore I try to stay away from it as much as I can. Today, ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/11/20/lady-gaga-brings-the-future/ (click to hear the musical) There are a million different video game related webcomics around the internet, but Brawl in the Family has to be one of my favorites, as it uses all the characters found in Super Smash Bros. Brawl in a variety of hilarious scenarios. Well, its' their 200th ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/11/20/musical-smash-bros-brawl-comic/ Some of you might even be asking yourselves "who the hell is James Van Der Beek?"  Well he's most known for his role on Dawson's Creek and uttering the line "I don't want your life" in Varsity Blues.  But for those of you who care where the actor is now.... Court ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/11/20/james-van-der-beek-gets-a-divorce/ httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRMiRFJzIKA&feature=player_embedded I'm 98% ready to write Mass: We Pray off as yet another Wii Parody video, albiet a very good one. But I do have to pause for two seconds as there is actually a company attached to the game called Prayer Works International. This is also likely fake, but it ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/11/20/mass-we-pray-cannot-exist/ Remember when the first Nintendo system came out?  Hell I can remember playing Gyromite!  Think about how much that system has evolved over the years.  Well let's go back to around the same time shall we?   Let's trek back and take a look at something we're all familiar with:  Microsoft ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/11/20/evolution-of-microsoft-windows/ As I played through the campaign mode of Modern Warfare 2 last week, I pondered that video game cutscenes aren't really going to exist pretty soon. With in-game graphics catching up to cut-scene graphics, a lot of times there's no real need to break from gameplay to show something truly ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/11/20/15-of-the-greatest-video-game-cutscenes/   How do I say this without sounding insensitive?  The Japanese are into some weird shit.  Of course I'm aware that there's a massive cultural difference, but I'm always more fascinated/scared of Japanese stuff than I am others.  Like, tentacle rape porn?  Wow.  Anyway, Domo-kun is one of those strange Japanese ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/11/20/domo-kun-is-everywhere/ American Gothic is a painting Grant Wood created in 1930, after he was inspired by a small, white house in Eldon, Iowa. The painting depicts hard work and domesticity in the 19th century, but frankly, we find it a little boring. Here are 25 improvements on the classic work of art. http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/11/20/the-morning-link-funny-american-gothic-portraits/ Click on the photo for unintentionally creepy movie romances Somehow, without the filmmakers even noticing, they come up with romantic plotlines that are somewhere between "creepy" and "fuel for your darkest nightmares."  Which you know, is disturbing. More disturbing but fun at Unreality's Facebook Page The Countdown The dude abides by singing ... http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/11/19/unintentionally-creepy-movie-romances-the-dude-and-a-hooters-dad/