Click on the photo for Women’s Magazines in the Disney Universe

Disney has been entertaining children for years with stories centered around personal tragedies and some rather strange ideas about courtship and marriage so why not take a look at the real picture?

Our real versions of stuff at Unreality’s Facebook Page

The Countdown

Sigourney Weaver gets in on the Vampire stuff - [Pajiba]

A surprisingly awesome fight sequence - [Linkiest]

Twenty two of the most epic revenge photos - [Manofest]

Michelle Hunziker couldn’t possibly look any hotter - [Guyism]

Having fun with Clash of the Titans posters - [Filmdrunk]

In case you haven’t seen the Bill Paxton pinball machine - [Gammasquad]

A bunch of cute girls who love whiskey - [Brobible]

An epic beard man animation film you will enjoy - [Gorillamask]

Twenty Two television themes in seven minutes - [Collegehumor]

Pictures of real life leprechauns - [Holytaco]

A photo of what Rocky VII would look like - [Attuworld]

Bikini girls wash Pee Wee Herman’s kidnap van? - [Liquid Generation]

Turns out that LOST can’t get enough cake - [Screenjunkies]

The best geek site on the web - [Majorgeeks]

80 wedding guests fall into a lake - [DJ Mick]

Fighting scenes you can watch over and over - [Cavemancircus]

Clearly, those of you who haven’t seen the movie won’t get the reference, but those of you who have? How awesome is this?

It took me a moment to connect the dots on the Season’s Greeting tape (which I’m still not sure was in the movie?) but in any case it references the time frame. And in addition to being a cool idea, the tattoo itself is just incredibly well executed, and looks like it’s literally popping off his back in three dimensions.

I dare you to try to find something that tops this.

This is yet another project that just makes me say, “Why?” but now that I’ve been doing this site for a year now, I’m almost starting to get used to stuff like this.

Why would anyone want to make a shot-by-shot remake of that one song from A Goofy Movie? I have no idea, but I do know that it’s awesome, and just might be the best live-action adaptation of something animated I’ve ever seen. Though to be honest, not many other examples are flashing through my head right now.

True story: When I was five my mom made my friend and I walk out of A Goofy Movie because the kid was being disrespectful to his father. I think this is why I review R-rated movies and play M-rated games for a living today.

You see them every week selling paper (and now printers!), but the cast of The Office does much more than that. I’ve assembled this collection of videos to show what they do outside of Dunder Mifflin, and I think I managed to grab a video of every single recurring member currently on the show.

Some are videos of them before they hit it big, some after. Some are on different shows, some are in movies, some are doing stand-up. I think you’ll be surprised to learn how many of the actors actually have the same names as their characters in real life. Especially Creed, who I now know is literally playing himself on the show.

Check out the video collection below:

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That time of year has come once again, where for a week or two I actually wish I owned a PS3. Last year it was for Uncharted 2, now it’s for God of War III which came out on Tuesday. Sadly, no one I know even has a PS3, so I won’t be able to play it for an indefinite amount of time.

I actually thought about buying a PS3 this week just for GOW III, but as awesome a game as that is sure to be, there’s most definitely no more than 10-12 hours of playing time, and I just can’t justify that purchase.

Anyway, what were we talking about? Oh right, this is some awesome dude killing Best Buy employees while dressed as Kratos at the GOW III launch this week. How come this kind of shit never happened when I worked there?

Have you ever watched a SyFy original movie?  To call them absurd would be an understatement.  Don’t get me wrong - they can often be sort of fun to watch - but drama isn’t really the calling card of the SyFy network.  I wish they’d get their act together and put some decent movies in rotation (sort of like how Comedy Central has done with movies like Office Space and Hot Rod), but it looks like the network instead opts to churn out formulaic original movies where a handsome guy and a hit girl confront some sort of computer-generated beast.

Below, take a look at 10 particularly ridiculous scenes from 10 ridiculous SyFy original movies.

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You know something?  I agree with Mr. Loompa here.  You’re cooped up in that damn factory all day slinging chocolate and doing manual labor.  The least Mr. Wonka could do is let you wear some denim.

I mean being tiny, orange, and having green hair is enough.  But being subjected to clown shoes and one piece suspender suits is just unsanitary working conditions if you ask me.

And since Willy doesn’t pay these guys at all, how the hell else are they supposed to work in comfort?

Another creation by the Cheezburger network brings us My First Fail which is a classic look at funny baby photos.  And with the onset of “fail” anythings I think these guys have a great concept on their hands.

They’ve also saved their asses when describing the site as “adorable funny baby photos” because let’s be honest, more than half of these aren’t fail photos at all.

However, I’ve dug around and captured 15 of what I think are legitimate fail pictures and by those kids that are young enough for it to possibly be their first fail.

Enjoy the pics after the jump

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It’s no surprise that men like porn.  We’ve liked porn since even the hint of leg was shown on a woman who was running from a dinosaur 50 million years ago.    It’s just our nature to want to see boobies and all that fun stuff.

But it’s kind of a mystery as to how much our female counterparts like this stuff.  And frankly I’m convinced that many do and they just don’t admit it.  Well, some of them are finally admitting it.

Check out if women really do like porn…

Click on the photo for the 10 funniest wedding fails

If you’re going to get married for the love of God please choose a different time in your life to try and be “different.”  Just go to the ceremony and get it done.  After that you can be a jackass the rest of your life.

Nice and jackass things over at Unreality’s Facebook Page

The Countdown

If you need geek info this is the place to go - [Majorgeeks]

If everyone had access to the Jedi Mind Trick (chart) - [Cracked]

The Top 10 most threatening band names - [Heavy]

Jennifer Aniston looking pretty good at a premiere - [Usemycomputer]

Seven mafia badasses you probably never heard of - [Guyism]

Fifteen notable sex scandal comebacks - [Brobible]

Turns out that Kick-Ass has a music video - [Filmdrunk]

Making creepy mo cap movies at home -  [Gammasquad]

Top 20 Angry Video Game Nerd moments - [Gonintendo]

Darth Vader goes on a winter vacation - [Screenjunkies]

Everything is better if it involves cylons - [Pajiba]

Back to the future at the steampunk expo - [Asylum]

Pamela Anderson has officially lost her mind - [Attuworld]

Val Kilmer wants to steal your hamburger - [Liquidgeneration]

A young Biggie doing his rap thing on the corner - [Cavemancircus]

George Clooney just might be single again - [DJ Mick]