This is yet another project that just makes me say, “Why?” but now that I’ve been doing this site for a year now, I’m almost starting to get used to stuff like this.

Why would anyone want to make a shot-by-shot remake of that one song from A Goofy Movie? I have no idea, but I do know that it’s awesome, and just might be the best live-action adaptation of something animated I’ve ever seen. Though to be honest, not many other examples are flashing through my head right now.

True story: When I was five my mom made my friend and I walk out of A Goofy Movie because the kid was being disrespectful to his father. I think this is why I review R-rated movies and play M-rated games for a living today.

You see them every week selling paper (and now printers!), but the cast of The Office does much more than that. I’ve assembled this collection of videos to show what they do outside of Dunder Mifflin, and I think I managed to grab a video of every single recurring member currently on the show.

Some are videos of them before they hit it big, some after. Some are on different shows, some are in movies, some are doing stand-up. I think you’ll be surprised to learn how many of the actors actually have the same names as their characters in real life. Especially Creed, who I now know is literally playing himself on the show.

Check out the video collection below:

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Have you ever watched a SyFy original movie?  To call them absurd would be an understatement.  Don’t get me wrong - they can often be sort of fun to watch - but drama isn’t really the calling card of the SyFy network.  I wish they’d get their act together and put some decent movies in rotation (sort of like how Comedy Central has done with movies like Office Space and Hot Rod), but it looks like the network instead opts to churn out formulaic original movies where a handsome guy and a hit girl confront some sort of computer-generated beast.

Below, take a look at 10 particularly ridiculous scenes from 10 ridiculous SyFy original movies.

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Can a person simply standing there, looking at you, be the most terrifying thing in the world? According to this video? Yes.

A Chinese girl tried to emulate a million different Japanese horror movies by standing in a random place staring at people as they came into a building. The results are way, way more hilarious than you’d expect.

The girl literally does nothing at all but stand there, yet each person who comes in is progressively more terrified than the last, and she eventually scares people so much they fall over. And the last guy? Just…wow. Watch.

I love the way she laughs after each person passes. I bet those Japanese ghosts in the movies probably did the same thing after no one was looking.

When I was younger a very common practice I would engage in would be the repeating of awesome lines from a movie I had just seen.  In fact I still do this.  Most of us moviegoers do this.

However, before the advent of Youtube and clip editing from home all you really had was just that one line to repeat yourself.   Nowadays one liners and catch phrases are edited and made into beautiful concoctions of clips and melodies that we can be entertained by.

OK maybe some of them aren’t so beautiful but they are definitely entertaining.  Here are 5 that caught my eye.  Warning NSFW Language.

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How many of you are unemployed? Raise your hands. Err, whatever. Stupid internet. I’ll assume at least some of you are. Probably about 10% in fact. Well, I’ve been there, and it’s thoroughly awful. But one thing that would have made it better? Someone animating my job search.

Golden Grahams is having a thing where if you tell them your job search story and its funny enough, they’ll make it into a commercial like this one. You could be famous! Or at least as sketched version of you could be.

I tried to submit my story about how I didn’t have a job then I started a website, but I think it was too boring. I mean, I started a website with a CYBORG T-REX and we had to fight NAZI PIRATE ZOMBIES to get it online! Super exciting!

Go here to enter.

Memo to every company ever: Your goal in advertising should always be to make an ad so cool, that websites will feature it even without being paid to do so.

Well, the team behind Mega Man 10 can say mission accomplished for that one, as this incredibly retro ad features everything that was tubular about the old games, and it’s nice to see that the company has learned to embrace the past.

That being said, I would totally be open to a dramatic reinterpretation of the franchise with killer graphics and excellent gameplay. I’m just saying…you can do both.

I understand and yet I don’t understand the whole Twilight movement.  And just remember guys, it’s not like it’s only Twilight where there’s these weird obsessions.  Twilight just happens to be the most recent.  Star Wars?  Star Trek?  Harry Potter?

I think a comedian said it best when he referred to a news story saying the Rowling admitted Dumbledore was gay and people couldn’t believe it.  Um, he’s a wizard?  Do you believe THAT?  I thought it was hilarious.

Anyway, I guess I’m not part of this generation so I don’t get the Twilight thing.  But I do get how mash ups making fun of it are worthwhile.

Here are some you might like….

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So it used to be a I wrote a lot of Halo 3 posts on here, but as my interests have changed, so do the posts I write for the site. So we’re leaving alien carbines and plasma ‘nades behind, and we’re now in the gritty reality of Modern Warfare 2.

I do maintain that MW2 doesn’t have quite the same “crazy shit” factor that Halo 3 does, and after you view this post of the best kills I could find in the game,  compare it to this old post, which features some truly bonkers death in Halo.

I also must protest MW2’s inability to save killcams, or its lack of replay in general. For example, when I execute a particularly awesome kill, or a crazy kill happens to me, I would like the ability to quickly press a button  to save that killcam, and then we would see a lot more crazy deaths than what I’ve listed here. As it stands, out of the 149 deaths that populate a given game, only the very last one is ever able to be seen be all parties. That, Infinity Ward, is lame.

Check out the videos below, and suggest your own if you think you’ve found better.

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Every so often I encounter something on the internet I don’t really even know how to describe, and I just want the caption to be “why?”

This is one of those days, but I suppose I’ll go into a little bit more depth as to the hacked exercise machine that now plays “Still Alive” both in audio and text form.  The project took three days, and an entirely new CPU was jammed into the machine. All that work? Totally worth it, as this is perhaps the best useless bit of hacking I’ve ever seen.

Now, make me a microwave I can play Tetris on and we’ll be in business.