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Nov 06 2009

Leaked ‘Halo Reach’ Screenshots Are Here

Published by Paul Tassi under Images, Video Games

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Take a gander at this collection of screenshots allegedly from Halo Reach, at least until Bungie yells at me to take them down. They feature a bunch of new-ish guns for the uber-secret game, which appears to be what I would imagine Halo 4 would look like. But if that’s the case, why would they not just be calling it that? Also, the game is supposed to be using a new engine, for whatever reason, and it shows. If these are fake, they’re pretty damn well forged, I’ll say that much.

Check out the rest of the pictures below, while you still can.

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Nov 05 2009

‘Dragon Age’ May Have Some AI Issues…

Published by Paul Tassi under Video Games, Videos

I’m currently debating whether or not I should get Dragon Age this weekend, now that I’m done pummeling the crap out of raiders with my caustic revolver in Borderlands. This video isn’t exactly doing much to push me in that direction.

Has anyone who has played the game already tell me if this is an exception or the rule?

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Nov 05 2009

Eminem vs. Call of Duty = Greatest Launch Trailer Ever

Published by Paul Tassi under Video Games, Videos

I’m not sure how they’re doing it, but every Call of Duty MWF2 trailer I see is somehow even more awesome than the previous one. This Eminem-scored launch trailer is no exception, and I have to say that… WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? A SPACE BATTLE? My word.

After watching that, I can already picture the “death level” in this Call of Duty which would be a sequel to the “you’re dying of nuclear radiation” segment found in the first game. You’re an astronaut working on that satellite that blows up. It launches you far out into space, and you spend the next ten minutes trying to propel yourself back to your ship to no avail. You slowly run out of air and die, drifting in space for all eternity.

And then you flash down to earth and are playing as someone else killing Russian terrorists on a snowmobile with an Uzi. F*** YEAH!

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Nov 05 2009

The Borderlands Journal: Day 15

Published by Paul Tassi under Journals, Reviews, Video Games

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Read journals #1 and #2 here and here.

At long last (and I do mean long) my time with Borderlands has finally come to an end. Over the past two weeks, it’s become something of an obsession with my friends and I, with them coming over to put in a few solid hours worth of playing time every day, and me sneaking away from writing to play by myself with no one around.

I’ve sunk I’d say about 60 to 80 hours into the game over the past two weeks, and in my opinion, any game that holds my attention for over 30 is a success. So by that definition, yes Borderlands succeeds in being a good game, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t without a heaping helping of problems., some of which I’ve discussed in past journals, and some which are still to come.

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Nov 04 2009

Link is a Bit Distracted

Published by Paul Tassi under Video Games, Videos

I’m not sure what’s gotten in to CollegeHumor this week, but they’ve produced some excellent videos the past few days. Yesterday’s Sims Horror Movie had me laughing out loud, and today’s Zelda cartoon produced similar results. Gotta find those chickens!

I see a little bit of Seth MacFarlane in this, but maybe I’m imagining things.

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Nov 04 2009

Modern Video Games Reimagined as NES Classics

Published by Madison under Images, Video Games

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There was something sort of interesting about NES box art.  Because the graphics for Nintendo games were, relatively speaking, short of breathtaking, the box art would have to be that much more appealing.  Sometimes the box art would looks completely different than the game’s graphics (like for Mega Man) and other times, would take the overall visual themes of the game and turn them into a pretty cool piece of artwork (like for Contra).

Box art for games today is a bit more refined, but what if the box art was presented in the retro style of an NES game?  Some creative people have created some box art for modern games, and the result is pretty cool.  Gamespy had shown a bunch of these creations in the past, so I tried my best to find examples separate from those.  Enjoy the gallery after the jump.

Thanks to slashgamers and vgboxart for many of these images.

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Nov 03 2009

‘The Sims’ as a Horror Movie

Published by Paul Tassi under Video Games, Videos

Without a doubt, the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. Someone should definitely give these guys their own show. Oh wait…

“Hey, where’s the ladder?”

You know that they’re making an ACTUAL Sims movie right? Yeah, that’s happening. If it’s not like this, then what the hell is it going to be?

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Nov 02 2009

Video Game Lover’s Car Not to be ****ed With

Published by Paul Tassi under Images, Oddly Enough, Video Games

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It’s not every day someone writes a note to a car thief which contains not one, but two video game references. I’m not sure if the sorts of people who steal cars know what an Ocarina is, or who Gordon Freeman is, but the “crowbar to the face” message is certainly loud and clear, though it would be kind of a pain to actually camp behind a bunch of crates and wait for the car thief to come back and read your note.

[via Geekologie]

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