Happy MLK Day folks. Take the day to think about unity and all that stuff and we’ll be back tomorrow with our regularly scheduled programming.

16 and Pregnant may be MTV’s newest trashy reality show that every teenage girl I know is obsessed with, but as it turns out, it might actually be warping their brains in a positive fashion, as now none of them want to get pregnant as they will likely have all the shitty things happen to them as these girls, but without the MTV show to boot.

Go here to read more about it.

You guys know how we love posting this stuff.  I just find it so awesome that fans of video games bring some of the elements of the games to life.  Makes for some fun cocktail conversations no?

This Ultramarines Bolt Pistol is a replica of a gun from Ultramarines Warhammer 40k, an upcoming movie based on popular video game series Warhammer 40k.  It is extremely well done and truly impressive, even more given the fact its creator made it in 9 days.

What the hell can you make in nine days?

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There are quite a few plot holes in the Star Wars canon when you look at them closely, but chalk on off that can be explained with actual science. Well, kind of. But it is an interesting read nonetheless.

Check it out here.

I have to say that in all my years of seeing the crazy stuff that surrounds Star Trek, I can’t believe I’ve never seen this.   I mean of all the unrelated, weird, completely off the wall tributes to the show that people come up with, no one has come up with a simple product like a pizza cutter that looks like the Enterprise?

Isn’t that kind of strange?  Well, whatever.  I’m glad it’s around.  No I wouldn’t buy it but if you’re a trekkie I’m sure this is a perfect collector’s item.

I have a few more pictures after the jump….

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Go here to see the most evil nerds.

It’s no surprise that many nerds turn evil. I wasn’t one myself, as I wasn’t good enough at math, but I imagine being bullied all the time takes its toll on your psyche. This has happened quite a bit in movies, and nerds have become a fearsome (or sometimes not-so-much) array of supervillains over time. Click above to see them.

Unreality’s Facebook page gives swirlies.

The Countdown

Four survival guides for improbable situations – [Cracked]

A deleted scene from Natural Born Killers – [Attuworld]

Keanu Reeves hangs with a homeless dude – [Izismile]

The five most morally repugnant films to families – [Pajiba]

Eight completely useless product websites – [HolyTaco]

Lindsay Lohan photoshopped back to health – [Maxim]

Anchorman is AFI’s number one – [FilmDrunk]

Judge Judy makes $45M a YEAR – [WarmingGlow]

Evan Rachel Wood works for Gucci now – [Flisted]

Duckface ruining 30 hot girls – [Manofest]

iPhone users have more sex – [Asylum]

Where the hell is Pee Wee Herman? – [SmokingJacket]

Rose Huntingon-Whitely in GQ – [Celebslam]

Princess Peach pinup is uhhhh strange – [EgoTV]

Darth Vader is panhandling again – [Heavy]

Hi everyone, as you can see the site is back online, but some of you are still getting malware warnings when you try to visit posts. A few days ago, we (and a few other sites) had a rogue ad that carried something nasty with it, and Google flagged our site as dangerous. We have since cleared out that ad, and the malware is gone and Google is scanning our site so we can be unflagged by them (and subsequently Firefox). As soon as they do this, we will return to posting as usual, which hopefully will be very soon.

Again, thanks so much for your patience and continued support.

Wait, oh, yes, actually that is a watermelon. Who’s up for a space picnic?

Go here to see Futurama’s hottest girls (and robots, and aliens).

Futurama is coming back from the dead in a TV miracle the likes of which I’ve never seen before. I’m not sure how this happened, but can we please do it with Arrested Development too? Anyway, to celebrate the revival, check out the hottest females in the show’s history above.

Unreality’s Facebook page is from the 31st century.

The Countdown

The six most insane attempts at viral marketing – [Cracked]

The most promising actors under 25 – [Pajiba]

The hottest World Cup fan spotted so far – [Izismile]

25 huge sunglasses girls that all look the same -[HolyTaco]

The Smurfs have a trailer now, it’s what you’d expect – [FilmDrunk]

The dog who saved the World Cup – [MentalFloss]

The Old People Bill of Rights – [Collegehumor]

Hands on with the Killzone 3 demo – [G4TV]

Someone wrote a song about the vuvuzela finally – [DJMick]

Darth Vader goes high fashion – [Attuworld]

A photo gallery of E3 has some cute girls for sure – [Heavy]

Yes, a Captain Mal Firefly action figure – [ToplessRobot]

Five signs your parents might be swingers – [Asylum]

The eight best movie car chases ever – [Guyism]

Marisa Miller’s banned Guitar Hero commercial – [ScreenJunkies]

Today is Star Wars Day (may the 4th be with you, the internet tells me), so I figure yet another Star Wars post is in order, because Princess Leia roasting George Lucas just isn’t enough.

Though this sign is kind of a buzzkill, the way it’s written is playful enough to not be considered dickish, though I suppose “You break it, you buy it” would have sufficed as well.

That being said, do you think the kind of kid who wants to run around whacking people with lightsabers is going to hold still long enough to be lectured by a paragraph long sign? I don’t think so.

I wonder if in my lifetime, we’ll ever see another fictional weapon as cool as the lightsaber. What do you think is the closest so far?