Nov 15 2010
There are quite a few plot holes in the Star Wars canon when you look at them closely, but chalk on off that can be explained with actual science. Well, kind of. But it is an interesting read nonetheless.
Check it out here.
Sep 30 2010
I have to say that in all my years of seeing the crazy stuff that surrounds Star Trek, I can’t believe I’ve never seen this. I mean of all the unrelated, weird, completely off the wall tributes to the show that people come up with, no one has come up with a simple product like a pizza cutter that looks like the Enterprise?
Isn’t that kind of strange? Well, whatever. I’m glad it’s around. No I wouldn’t buy it but if you’re a trekkie I’m sure this is a perfect collector’s item.
I have a few more pictures after the jump….
Aug 12 2010
Go here to see the most evil nerds.
It’s no surprise that many nerds turn evil. I wasn’t one myself, as I wasn’t good enough at math, but I imagine being bullied all the time takes its toll on your psyche. This has happened quite a bit in movies, and nerds have become a fearsome (or sometimes not-so-much) array of supervillains over time. Click above to see them.
Unreality’s Facebook page gives swirlies.
The Countdown
Four survival guides for improbable situations – [Cracked]
A deleted scene from Natural Born Killers – [Attuworld]
Keanu Reeves hangs with a homeless dude – [Izismile]
The five most morally repugnant films to families – [Pajiba]
Eight completely useless product websites – [HolyTaco]
Lindsay Lohan photoshopped back to health – [Maxim]
Anchorman is AFI’s number one – [FilmDrunk]
Judge Judy makes $45M a YEAR – [WarmingGlow]
Evan Rachel Wood works for Gucci now – [Flisted]
Duckface ruining 30 hot girls – [Manofest]
iPhone users have more sex – [Asylum]
Where the hell is Pee Wee Herman? – [SmokingJacket]
Rose Huntingon-Whitely in GQ – [Celebslam]
Princess Peach pinup is uhhhh strange – [EgoTV]
Darth Vader is panhandling again – [Heavy]
Aug 09 2010
Hi everyone, as you can see the site is back online, but some of you are still getting malware warnings when you try to visit posts. A few days ago, we (and a few other sites) had a rogue ad that carried something nasty with it, and Google flagged our site as dangerous. We have since cleared out that ad, and the malware is gone and Google is scanning our site so we can be unflagged by them (and subsequently Firefox). As soon as they do this, we will return to posting as usual, which hopefully will be very soon.
Again, thanks so much for your patience and continued support.
Jun 24 2010
Wait, oh, yes, actually that is a watermelon. Who’s up for a space picnic?
Jun 17 2010
Go here to see Futurama’s hottest girls (and robots, and aliens).
Futurama is coming back from the dead in a TV miracle the likes of which I’ve never seen before. I’m not sure how this happened, but can we please do it with Arrested Development too? Anyway, to celebrate the revival, check out the hottest females in the show’s history above.
Unreality’s Facebook page is from the 31st century.
The Countdown
The six most insane attempts at viral marketing – [Cracked]
The most promising actors under 25 – [Pajiba]
The hottest World Cup fan spotted so far – [Izismile]
25 huge sunglasses girls that all look the same -[HolyTaco]
The Smurfs have a trailer now, it’s what you’d expect – [FilmDrunk]
The dog who saved the World Cup – [MentalFloss]
The Old People Bill of Rights – [Collegehumor]
Hands on with the Killzone 3 demo – [G4TV]
Someone wrote a song about the vuvuzela finally – [DJMick]
Darth Vader goes high fashion – [Attuworld]
A photo gallery of E3 has some cute girls for sure – [Heavy]
Yes, a Captain Mal Firefly action figure – [ToplessRobot]
Five signs your parents might be swingers – [Asylum]
The eight best movie car chases ever – [Guyism]
Marisa Miller’s banned Guitar Hero commercial – [ScreenJunkies]
May 04 2010
Today is Star Wars Day (may the 4th be with you, the internet tells me), so I figure yet another Star Wars post is in order, because Princess Leia roasting George Lucas just isn’t enough.
Though this sign is kind of a buzzkill, the way it’s written is playful enough to not be considered dickish, though I suppose “You break it, you buy it” would have sufficed as well.
That being said, do you think the kind of kid who wants to run around whacking people with lightsabers is going to hold still long enough to be lectured by a paragraph long sign? I don’t think so.
I wonder if in my lifetime, we’ll ever see another fictional weapon as cool as the lightsaber. What do you think is the closest so far?
Apr 28 2010
From: InsertName on Ten of the Baddest Fictional Movie Weapons
Oh you [insert expletive],
How could you possibly forget [insert weapon I just randomly looked up on Google just to sound smart and/or like a total douchebag]! This list is [insert another expletive, possible misspelled]! And how could you think that [insert weapon from list] is even [insert adjective to describe weapon]? You [insert expletive referring to uselessness of writer]!
This list is ultimate [insert totally overused buzz-word of the day like FAIL to make you sound cool and/or like a douchebag]!PS- I write stuff like this for a living at Gunaxin.com. I now exactly how you feel. Keep up the good work and have fun with it. You are never, ever going to please everyone.
Peace.
Hah, this made my day. All you regular readers never do stuff like this, and I love you for that, but we get the occasional Google troll who comes in and berates us mercilessly for not including their favorite whatever in a list of best whatevers. It’s one thing to tell us we missed something, but no need to be a douche about it!
Mar 12 2010
I don’t feel old very often at my age, but I do when I remember seeing this super retro anti-smoking ad like it was yesterday. It’s about a cool kid who doesn’t smoke because it’s, you know, whatever.
Well, that cool kid would grow up to be Mac from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, making this classic ad all the more classic. I would have preferred a Charlie Kelly video though, because we all now how amazing his commercials are.
Jan 18 2010
Is Geek Squad really this hard up for cash or are they really this greedy? I honestly can’t decide which one Geek Squad is guilty of. Has anyone here ever used Geek Squad? Like ever? Have you ever met someone who is in the Geek Squad?
I’m pretty sure they’re just annoying people with glasses in commercials. I have never physically seen one in a Best Buy (which is where I thought they resided, apparently I was wrong). But I’m glad to know that for just $129.99 you can invite one of these strangers into your home to set up your PS3 console.
Jesus Christ what kind of morons are out there? I assume so many morons that the folks at Geek Squad think they’ll shell out this cash due to their idiocy.
Good luck with this offer guys.
