This is literally the creepiest Wiimote peripheral to date, as it’s a baby doll with a remote slot so the game, “Baby and Me,” can monitor if you’re A) rocking it gently or B) punting it across the room. The games include “feeding, sleeping, rattle and catch.” Wait, do all of those use the baby attachment? Catch?

I could hail this as a bold next-gen step for toys, but I’m too busy playing Wii Bowling with my new baby-mote.

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Click on the photo to see popular monster myths proving humanity is doomed

If you don’t believe in monsters, you’re part of a tiny minority of humans. Pretty much all of the cultures on Earth have believed in monsters for most of their history and, even stranger, they all believed in the same monsters.

More beliefs at Unreality’s Facebook Page

The Countdown

The Scariest Book You’ve ever read - [Pajiba]

The ugliest $76,000 Elephant sculpture you can buy - [Asylum]

The Heavy Rain preview is pretty badass - [G4TV]

The Dark Knight Kills Christmas - [Chrudat]

The Japanese will never run out of gameshow ideas - [Topless Robot]

Are these the best Halloween costumes ever? - [Attuworld]

I will always think Tila Tequila is hot - [DJ Mick]

Easily the worst disguises of all time - [Tastybooze]

Spike Jonze man slaps Kanye West - [Spike]

Good lord. You don’t even want me to tell you how old Angelina Jolie was in this set of recently surfaced modeling photos. Seriously.

You do? Ugh.

Sixteen.

Now, before I say anything to get myself in trouble. I’m just going to post a few more pictures after the jump and keep my mouth shut.

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Halloween and celebrities go hand-in-hand because celebrities spend their entire lives pretending to be somebody else.

Celebrities also have a lot in common with Halloween because they have the ability to suck the blood from other humans like vampires, many of them look like corpses after too much plastic surgery and they often disappear like ghosts once their careers are over.

So please, let’s try and match up celebrities and costumes.

Look guys, it doesn’t take a person with lightning fast photoshop skills to make a decent looking creation.  I know lots of you out there are sticklers for details and are the first people to jump at a photoshop with inaccuracies.

But come on.  Sometimes you just have to sit back, relax, and take a photoshop for what it’s worth.  And this here picture is a fine example of just good old family fun.

Not to mention the creators are 100% right.  Things do look way cooler with Light Sabers

Here’s an interesting little photoshop experiment, although one I believe has a lot more potential than just these four pictures.

It imagines what would it look like if our modern superheroes existed back in ye olden times (WWII through the Castro era). We see two renditions of Batman, one Superman and one Spiderman. I think you could probably have Wolverine in a few Civil War photos, but maybe that’s just me.

Hit the jump for the other three pictures, and shout out your own hero/history combinatins and I’ll see if maybe I can put my own photoshop skills to the test.

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I wrote a big speech yesterday of how I don’t post hot actresses just because they’re not during my January Jones post from yesterday, but once again, I have to make an exception because COME ON! LOOK AT THAT!

No excuses, I’m a sucker for hot Cylons. Go here for more of the shoot. Silly Maxim, there are no phasers in Battlestar Galactica. A better line would have been, “These toasters are hot!”

We’ve done a video game look a-like post before and it went swimmingly.  In that particular post we pitted up celebrities with their video game character counterparts.  Today?  Today we’ll be focusing on every day people who look like their video game counterparts.

It’s extremely strange when you’re playing a video game and see yourself in the character.  It’s even more strange when you photoshop yourself into a picture with said character.   This is simply a testament to how distorted people’s realities are.

Perhaps one day we won’t even need people.  Won’t that be wonderful?

Check out real people on their only game character counterparts

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