A couple of weeks ago we brought you some good times with Alec Baldwin photoshops.  Today’s man is Patrick Stewart.  I don’t know what it is about certain actors that just works when you add them to different movies or scenes, but let me tell you something:  Patrick Stewart definitely works.

So if you are interested in seeing Stewart look like John Malkovich or even take the form of a Pharaoh, then you might want to consider continuing on with this piece.

Here are some awesome Patrick Stewart photoshops

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Dear Lord, THIS is what Haley Bennett looks like in real life, but thanks to a bit of sandblasting airbrushing, she looks like the film’s villain, a creature who has never seen sunlight and has crawled out of The Hole to kill us all. The kid on the left knows what I’m talking about it.

Are you a Mac or a PC person?   Personally I use a PC but I won’t deny that I virtually never hear of problems with a Mac whereas a PC, well let’s just say there’s a fair share of things that make me want to blow my brains out.

And while I’ll probably remain loyal to Microsoft, it doesn’t mean that I won’t be pissed off from time to time.  However, you gotta give credit to Apple for having some awesome campaigns and aesthetically their products looks awfully cool.

If you own a PC, at the least, you might want to consider some of these wallpapers

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In my sequel article to “Really Clive Owen?” I now present to you, “Really Jackie Chan?” I understand the man is getting older, and maybe can’t kick quite as much ass as he used to, but that’s no reason to start turning into The Rock and doing horrendously concieved children’s movies like this one. The Karate Kid remake is bad enough, but this? It’s a whole different level.

Why are action stars feeling the need to pacify themselves just to be in terrible kids movies like this. It worked ONE TIME for Vin Diesel in The Pacifier (and that’s debatable), it does not mean it’s an idea to be repeated. This even have the same freaking “wacky animal” addition. Come on!

After watching the trailer for Legion, I decided that I was going to try to be a battle angel for halloween, due to the extreme awesomeness of the fight scene between Gabriel (pictured) and Michael.

But once I realized that large black angel wings cost $50 by themselves, I had a change of heart. So what am I going as? I’m currently deciding between Mad Max and a Japanese eighth grader from Battle Royale. Either way I will most likely be posting pictures, so look forward to that.

See an ass ton more Legion banners over at JoBlo.

I need to get that goddamn Dear John poster out of my mind, so here’s a much cooler poster for Daybreakers, the movie that’s proving that vampires do NOT all have to be totally lame now that Twilight is more popular than Pokemon.

What you’re looking at here is a human blood farm. Vampires are now most of the population, and the remaining humans are kept alive like this, and farmed for blood until they can produce no more. Problem is, the world is running out of humans, and they have to figure out what to do next to avoid extinction, or even worse, transformation.

Just watch the trailer again:

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Dear Lord, it’s a Nicholas Sparks novel, it’s called Dear John, it’s starring Channing Tatum, and he’s wrapping his big strong arms around a girl at the beach. COME ON! There is quite literally nothing you could do to make this movie girlier. Remind me to not have a girlfriend this February.

Look, I’m all for a good Nicholas Sparks adaptation, but The Notebook was bearable because Ryan Gosling is a GOOD ACTOR. Channing Tatum is quickly becoming my least favorite actor in Hollywood, because he’s bad, but not obviously bad like Hayden Christensen, he’s bad enough where his good looks don’t outweigh his badness so he keeps getting major movie roles.

Amanda Seyfried sure has come a long way from “girl whose boobs tell her when its raining” huh?

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I have to admit that if I never heard of photoshop, never knew anything about altering images online, I would definitely think this was the real thing.   I mean sure it looks like he has tons of makeup on and all that but still, there’s something about this picture that’s really natural.

Perhaps it’s because it was taken right before Stallone went on batch 1700 of the high octane steroids to prepare for his final Rocky movie where his veins should have had their own movie.

And now another Rambo?  How in the world is this possible?  I mean at least make a sequel to Lost Boys and have Stallone be the villain.  That I would at least see.