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Oct 17 2014

The Morning Link: 10 Joyful Films Only Cynics Can Dislike

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“Oh, you thought it was overrated because it won Best Picture and maybe didn’t deserve that title, and maybe only achieved the Oscar because of a very effective Oscar marketing campaign?”

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Oct 16 2014

The Morning Link: Five Evil Sci-Fi Technologies the World Needs Right Now

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“Movies are far too fond of blaming the technology for being evil instead of the asshole using it. If someone invents a robot that can morph its body, precisely monitor the human form, and use those abilities tirelessly? Then it’s the inventor’s fault if they built a killbot to terminate us instead of a sexbot to bring about World Peace. During the World Nap. After the twice-hourly World Orgasm.”

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Oct 15 2014

The Morning Link: Baffling Attempts at Improving Classic Products

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“Not only that, many products are so consistently great that they become classics, respected and trusted by consumers for decades. Depending on the specific product, this often involves a slow process of redesign, the product getting refreshed and updated over the years to remain competitive and relevant to the market, while maintaining the qualities that made it a classic in the first place. This is a tricky business, and thankfully for the purposes of this article, it sometimes goes badly wrong.”

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Oct 14 2014

The Morning Link: Everything We Know About Constantine

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“Of all the new shows based on comic books coming out this year, probably the most surprising isConstantine. The petty dabbler has gone from cameo character to a surprisingly popular mainstream figure, and now he gets his own series. Here’s everything we know about it.”

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Oct 13 2014

The Morning Link: Things You Secretly Suspect About Famous People

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“Thanks to gossip sites, we have a fairly intimate knowledge of all of our favorite celebrities. However, there’s always the unconfirmed stuff we’re pretty is absolutely true — but we just don’t have proof.”

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Oct 12 2014

The Morning Link: Creepy Video Game Easter Eggs

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“When you’re caught up in a good video game, you’re usually in a pretty oblivious state: you can barely notice your bladder is about to explode from not taking a bathroom break in 15 hours, let alone pay attention to every little detail on your screen. What better time for a developer to go ahead and slip in an inexplicably terrifying Easter egg that most people will never see?”

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Oct 12 2014

The Morning Link: Creepy Video Game Glitches

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“There are few horrors that lurk in the deep places where man has not yet trod that can rival what happens when you play a game made by Bethesda. We’ve begun to suspect that either their developers are adding these nightmares intentionally or their office is haunted by the ghost of a shitty programmer. So it should come as no great surprise that characters in Skyrim will occasionally swim through the air.”

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Oct 12 2014

The Morning Link: What 32 Movie Characters Should Have Said

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“We’ve all walked away from a situation wishing we didn’t make it awkward by saying that thing that made everyone uncomfortable and weary of us. Point is, surely movie characters have been in the same situation. Our readers went back and retconned our favorite movies to include what characters wish they could’ve said.”

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Oct 12 2014

The Morning Link: Matthew McConaughey Defends RomComs

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“What did we learn from Matthew McConaughey’s new interview with GQ? Well, a lot of things. For example, in the very first paragraph, we learned that he always carries a leather journal filled with “stray thoughts, doodles, visual diagrams of future roles, and whatever else pops into his head.””

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Oct 10 2014

The Morning Link: Movie Plots in 140 Characters Or Less

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“In today’s busy world, we don’t have time to read the entire synopsis on a film’s Wikipedia page. We need that information before we’re finished with our pumpkin spice lattes. Thankfully, our readers came through in the clutch and provided entire film plots in 140 characters or less.”

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Oct 09 2014

The Morning Link: Accidentally Awesome Glitches in Famous Games

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“There is literally no such thing as a glitch-free video game. They’re complex programs, often made by lots of people under brutal deadlines — that shit is going to spring a leak every now and then. And really, we wouldn’t have it any other way. How else would you wind up with scenes like this, where a game’s most emotional moment is ruined by the main character repeatedly screaming his child’s name into the face of every stranger he meets?”

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