More senseless humor.  More crappy jokes.  More of the same old bullshit.    Are we ever going to have a decent comedy again?  We’ve said it here 1000 times.  Robin Williams is NOT funny.  He’s a much better serious actor.  So please, stop with this stuff.

Well, at least we get to see a video of a nutshot.  That’s somewhat entertaining.  But come on guys.  This sucks.

In a couple weeks the film 2012 will be released, and with its promise of big budget special effect laden scenes of mass destruction, and John Cusack moodily blundering his way through relationships while listening to indie hits form the 80s, movie nerds are creaming their saggy, unfashionable pants in anticipation.

Alongside that, talks about doomsday prophecies have also reached a fever pitch, particularly those that relate to the so called 2012 apocalypse.

So why should we be terrified?  Find out here.

While it may have started as a shopping website where people and businesses can buy and sell a broad variety of goods and services worldwide, Ebay has quickly become the world’s scariest online yard sale.

These days, an innocent cosumer can wander onto Ebay looking for a vintage Scott Baio thermos or Weird Al Yankovic’s original accordian and end up buying a used hot dog from a Seattle Seahawks game for $7,000 or a piece of an asteroid that supposedly landed in someone’s backyard for $5,000.

Check out some of these amazing Ebay auctions

Elvira is the “Queen of Halloween.” Also known as the “Mistress of the Dark,” Elvira has brought a sexy side to Halloween since 1981.

Before girls were dressing as naughty nurses, bunnies and “Sassy Lingerie Strawberry Shortcake,” Elvira was rocking her famous black gothic chest candy-enhancing gown.

And in honor of that, here are Elvira’s sexiest pictures.

The leaves are changing which means summer is officially over and it’s time to start brainstorming an idea for a kick ass Halloween costume. With Halloween comes the yearly Halloween party where guys can dress like jackasses, girls can dress slutty and everyone catches a healthy buzz.

On a side note, is there a non-slutty girl’s Halloween costume?  While you guys figure that out, try and remember to follow these do’s and don’ts of a Halloween party.

It doesn’t matter whether or not you believe in ghosts, there are some places in which none of us would want to spend a night. These places have well earned their reputations as being so creepy, tragic or mysterious (or all three) that they definitely qualify as “haunted.”

Check out the six creepiest places on earth

One of the most common misconceptions about babies is that they have no fashion conscience and don’t care what they look like. For example, “Goo Ga Goo Ga” means that they would like to wear a shirt with elephants on it. “Mu sha da baba” means that they’re in the mood for overalls.

And when they say “Doo Sha Gapa Bada” that means that they’re begging you to stop buying their clothes at Baby Gap because you’re embarrassing them and yourself.

In any event, here are 15 really scary baby costumes

Saw is about a guy, John Kramer, who is dying / dead. After failing to kill himself, he decides he would probably be better off killing others. He becomes so content with killing he continues it for 2 movies after his death.

His kills thus far include his hot assistant, a couple of doctors, one of the movie’s writers, two guys from Lost, one the the New Kids on the Block, and a cop who is getting too old for this shit.

But how do we follow the logic of this killer?