Can someone explain to me what happens in old age?  Do women not see colors correctly?  Do they have to be so off as to make my eyes bleed when I look at them?  The oranges, purples, reds, even yellows that come attached to very old women in wealthy neighborhoods astounds me.

Clearly without realizing it this woman has gone for the Jim Carrey riddler look and she as no clue.

I’m 90% sure she’s going to suck the energy out of that dog’s brain.

I’ve attached a Jim Carrey shot after the jump to show you how scary the resemblance is…

Continue Reading »

So earlier today, Natty posted a rather excellent gallery of celebrities and their wax figures. I was pretty surprised to not see the Twilight kids there yet, so I’m posting this picture in case the wax sculptors are waiting for some inspiration.

When designing Taylor Lautner, you would think the abs are the most important part, but you’d be wrong. Rather, you need to really capture his alpaca-esque essence to really make it a realistic depiction of the actor. The short nose, the furrowed brow, it’s all right there, just waiting to be turned into wax!

Also, in researching this post, I found out that alpacas and llamas are totally different. Who knew?

Alright look, don’t yell at me, I’m not being sexist. A few weeks ago, I wrote this post, about the strangest looking actors in Hollywood, and now I’m doing a follow-up with actresses . I’m fair and balanced just like Fox News.

In any case, these are a collection of actress I just find “strange” looking.  Now, that’s not to say that many of them aren’t hot, as most actresses are to some degree, but there’s just something about them that’s almost…unreal, if you’ll pardon the reference. I think you’ll see what I mean as you look through the gallery.

As always, this list probably isn’t definitive, so feel free to shout out any you think I’ve missed.

Continue Reading »

Alright, alright you caught me. Yesterday, a new poster for Predators was released, but it turned out to be fan made. But then I was informed it kind of looked like another memorable poster from last year, so I decided to muster up my photoshop skills and make it so.

I would totally watch a movie about a Predator going around killing people to get his daughter back, wouldn’t you?

What? Oh, you actually wanted some info about Predators since I keep teasing it then posting nothing? Fine, here’s some legit new footage from the film from SXSW. Actually looks pretty badass:

Continue Reading »

Has anyone here ever been to Madame Tussauds?   I have yet to make the trip but rather than waste my time trying to meet celebrities or figure out where they’re going to be, I figure a trip to that wax museum is nearly as good.

I mean I’ve seen some crappy ass wax figures in my day but the ones at Tussauds always seem to be up to par.  And of the 100s if not 1000s of celebrity wax figures they have there, I’ve chosen 15 that appear to be very accurate.

Here are 15 celebrities and their accurate wax figures

Continue Reading »

(click to enlarge)

DeviantArt is quickly becoming my new favorite site on the internet, where the users seem to get more and more creative every day. That’s why we have pictures like “Super Mario Warfare” which puts a modern combat twist on the classic franchise. I think he’s got the Mexican flag on his arm rather than the Italian one, but still, pretty damn awesome. He’s got a bit of a Captain Price look to him, don’t you think? Lab assistant Peach is pretty great as well, though clearly there are NO female characters in Modern Warfare. Ever.

The artist is AgentScarlet, and I feel obliged to request a follow up featuring Luigi, Toad, Yoshi and/or Bowser. Get to it my friend!

Well, there’s one fetish you can remove from my database.

(click to enlarge)

There are certain celebrities where you can say they totally look like other celebrities (see this site for a the best comparisons in that regard), but Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry just flat out prove that either A) Cloning exists and the cloners have very good taste in test subjects or B) They’re a set of identical twins whose fabulous genetics propelled BOTH of them to super stardom despite being separated at birth.

Or you know, it’s C) like the poster suggests, God and the Universe are just awesome.  But I really want to go with A). Give me another Megan Fox, but genetically engineer out her bitchiness!

We’ve featured a lot of cosplayers on this site in the past year or so, but I’m not sure we’ve ever seen one quite like this, which is why she’s getting her own post.

This is a Princess Zelda costume that yes, features a very cute girl, but it’s so detailed and picture perfect that the result is an almost seamless blend of real life and animation, something I can barely ever say I’ve seen before in the world of fantasy costuming before.

Sure, her Link still looks like a bit of a tool (I maintain its practically impossible to come up with an effective Link costume), but she definitely balances him out.

Check her out below, and if any of you intrepid readers can come up with a name, let me know.

Continue Reading »

Was that the right amount of “nas”? I double checked, but you can never be too careful.

Most of the internet has had a cat obssession for a while now,  so honestly, I’m quite surprised this is the first picture of a cat with a Batman mask on I’ve seen. I assume this was attempted a million times before, only to have the cat wildly thrash around instead of sitting still for a picture.

I Googled “Catman” to proove this hypothesis, and that turned out to be an eye-gouging mistake. “Batcat” had better results, but still none as cool as this one.