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Sep 30 2014

The Final Countdown: Buster Bluth, Viral Twists and Mordor Hype

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Go here to see the many outbursts of Buster Bluth.

“Poor Buster Bluth. The youngest of Lucille Bluth’s children left the womb (after eleven months… there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus) but never really left the nest. Buster has been maimed, mocked, put in a box, denied his educational pursuits, told that he was no good, lied to, rejected by three mother figures (his actual mother and two lovers), flat out replaced, and always kept at arms length by his siblings.”

The Countdown

Five viral stories that had insane twists – [Cracked]

Shadow of Mordor has the benefit of being underhyped – [Insert Coin]

Trailer for book of Korra season four – [GeeksAreSexy]

David Fincher will direct all of Utopia – [TVO]

Pitt praises LaBeouf’s acting – [Pajiba]

Some awesome video game tattos – [theChive]

How to get out of a Facebook coma – [SheBudgets]

Stars who used to be Abercrombie models – [Worthly]

The best news headline of the day – [WWIW]

11 year old is awesome at dancing – [Izismile]

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Sep 29 2014

The Final Countdown: Games with Detail, X-Men Scene and Destiny’s Lost Story

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Go here to see video games that put in insane detail you didn’t notice.

“It has to be strange working on a video game, knowing that the work you put into background details and animation will be ignored by most gamers, who are too busy getting to the next teabagging opportunity to spot them. But that doesn’t stop game makers from going to extreme lengths to cram their creations full of tiny, inconsequential details — either because they’re dedicated auteurs, or it’s the only way for them to stop the demons screeching in their brains.”

The Countdown

Jennifer Lawrence in deleted X-Men – [FilmDrunk]

The lost story of Destiny – [Insert Coin]

The characters of The Walking Dead spin-off – [TVO]

Peter Capaldi’s Doctor Who is a Jerk – [Pajiba]

Pancakes that are too beautiful to eat – [GeeksAreSexy]

The biggest blow-outs in sports history – [TheChive]

The Simpsons goes to the future – [WWIW]

The new king of the Iron Throne – [WarmingGlow]

Five Burger King facts that will surprise you – [SheBudgets]

The most expensive Harley Davidsons – [Worthly]

Chelsea Clinton has a girl – [CelebrityToob]

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Sep 26 2014

The Final Countdown: Movie Mistakes, Hader Impressions and Destiny Next Steps

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Go here to see movie mistakes you totally missed.

“We get it: Making movies is hard, and no one has ever pulled it off perfectly. Still though, some of our favorite movies left in some pretty glaring mistakes.”

The Countdown

Bill Hader does impressions of SNL castmates – [Pajiba]

Where does Destiny go from here? – [Insert Coin]

Sexy Olaf from Frozen is a Halloween costume – [FilmDrunk]

Guardians of the Galaxy will hit Blu-ray for holidays – [GeeksAreSexy]

Watch every single episode of Legend of Korra – [TVO]

Sports photos at the right moment – [TheChive]

Five quotes to get you moving – [SheBudgets]

Tyler Perry will be a father – [CelebrityToob]

The Ferrari F40 is legendary – [Worthly]

Eating loudly in the library – [izismile]

The best news headline of the day – [WWIW]

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Sep 24 2014

The Final Countdown: Tarantino Feuds, Valuable Items and ISIS GTA 5 Recruitment

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Go here to see a history of Tarantino’s many feuds.

“Quentin Tarantino is a cinematic wunderkind. Having never received formal lessons in the art of filmmaking, he’s gone on to win two screenwriting Oscars, and has been nominated for Best Director on two separate occasions. Some say he’s a genius.”

The Countdown

Insanely valuable items you owned and threw away – [Cracked]

ISIS using GTA 5 to attract teens – [Insert Coin]

Supercut of Bruce Wayne’s parents dying – [Pajiba]

The history of the Sons of Anarchy theme – [TVO]

Snow White vs. Elsa rap battle – [GeeksAreSexy]

The internet has changed a lot – [TheChive]

The most expensive Disney hotel rooms – [Worthly]

What is Yahoo notepad – [SheBudgets]

Critics talk about Affleck in Gone Girl – [CelebrityToob]

The most expensive substances on the planet – [Izismile]

South Park characters in real life – [WWIW]

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Sep 23 2014

The Final Countdown: George Rants, Diesel Beard and Titan Dead

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Go here to see George Costanza’s angry outbursts we can relate to.

“Temperamental, rude, self-absorbed, and self-hating, we should have despised George but despite his failings the character was and still is beloved because the writers were able to use him, more than any other character on the show, to confront their own (and our own) irritations with modern life and our fellow man.”

The Countdown

Vin Diesel with a beard is awesome – [FilmDrunk]

Blizzard cancels mysterious Project Titan – [Insert Coin]

How JK Rowling will be the next George Lucas – [Cracked]

Gotham brings in big ratings for FOX – [TVO]

Serenity made out of duct tape – [GeeksAreSexy]

Perfectly executed pranks – [TheChive]

Five great ways to motivate people – [SheBudget]

Hilary Duff talks a Lizzie McGuire reunion – [CelebrityToob]

The richest person in every state in America – [Worthly]

Some Tuesday tattoo fails – [WWIW]

News reporter quits her job like a boss – [Izismile]

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Sep 22 2014

The Final Countdown: Political Movies, RDJ and Destiny’s Loot Problem

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star trek darkness

Go here to see movies with political agendas you didn’t notice.

“Lots of movies try to send messages. Some are obvious, some are subtle, and some are so ham-handed you end up hating the movie even though you agree with the sentiment. On the other hand, we’ve pointed out before that a few messages can be so nuanced, pretty much every viewer misses them. Feel free to disagree with us, but we think we’ve found compelling cases that …”

The Countdown

RDJ is a pro photobomber – [FilmDrunk]

Destiny has a loot problem – [Insert Coin]

How to keep Agents of SHIELD from sucking – [Pajiba]

Game of Thrones actor hints at return – [TVO]

Win a Dark Knight LEGO Tumbler – [GeeksAreSexy]

Food hacks to get you through the week – [theChive]

A $13,000 gold video game console – [Worthly]

Five countries to visit on a college budget – [SheBudget]

South Park season 18 gets a preview – [WWIW]

Mila Kunis will have a baby any day now – [CelebrityToob]

Security guard reacts to Oculus Rift – [Izismile]

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Sep 19 2014

The Final Countdown: Overrated Shows, Michael Bay on TV and Defending Destiny

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doctor who

Go here to see TV shows that get more praise than they deserve.

“Listen, I get it. People like what people like, and, with so many options available, complaining about the inferior choices made by others is kind of pointless and petty when you could just as easily skip those things altogether in favor of something else. So, in that respect, that I’m about to spend a couple thousand words of column space explaining why the shows a lot of you enjoy are a little more beloved than they deserve to be might seem like kind of a dick move.”

The Countdown

Michael Bay is making a TV show – [FilmDrunk]

In defense of Destiny: Everything that went right – [Insert Coin]

If video games had in impossible mode – [GeeksAreSexy]

Husband waits 44 hours for iPhone 6 for his wife – [SheBudgets]

The New York Times dun messed up – [Pajiba]

Supergirl TV series heading to CBS – [TVO]

Key and Peele’s new great skit – [TheChive]

The most expensive Aston Martins ever made – [Worthly]

Nick Lachey has a new album – [CelebrityToob]

The best news headline of the day – [WWIW]

Life when you’re forever alone – [Izismile]

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Sep 18 2014

The Final Countdown: Hilarious Movie Scenes, Former Child Stars and Violent Game Exchange

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Go here to see unintentionally hilarious scenes in movies.

“Listen, filmmakers, we understand — sometimes you just want your movie to be taken seriously. Unfortunately, in trying so hard to maintain that status quo, really stupid scenes manage to slip in. Our readers have brought you some of those scenes for your viewing pleasure.”

The Countdown

Where are the former child stars of the 90s? – [FilmDrunk]

California offering violent video game exchange for ice cream – [Insert Coin]

FX renews Tyrant for season two – [TVO]

Inside the world of modern swordfighting – [GeeksAreSexy]

The ever-changing accent of Tom Hardy – [Pajiba]

Can Sony replace cable with PlayStation? – [GammaSquad]

Aerial views from around the world – [TheChive]

The absolutely healthiest things at Whole Foods – [SheBudgets]

Five of the most iconic Apple stores in the world – [Worthly]

Five stars that should host SNL this year – [CelebrityToob]

Hiking on the world’s most dangerous trailer – [Izismile]

The best news headline of the day – [WWIW]

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Sep 17 2014

The Final Countdown: Robots, Foxcatcher and Destiny’s Secret

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Go here to see five reasons to be less worried about robots taking over.

“Cloud storage, wearable computers, self-driving cars — the Brave New World has finally arrived, and it’s only a matter of time until the robot takeover is complete. Of course, it’s only natural that as they become more and more human, the machines will want what we want — our cars, our cool hairdos, even the very objects of our hearts’ affections. So how do you compete against a realistic android who smells great, never forgets a date, and never gets smashed at children’s birthday parties?”

The Countdown

Foxcatcher will win all the awards – [FilmDrunk]

Destiny may have a secretly twisted story – [Insert Coin]

New Arrow season three poster – [TVO]

Sub-Zero Mortal Kombat elevator prank – [GeeksAreSexy]

TV’s best next-generation actors – [Pajiba]

Why you shouldn’t hire a wedding photographer – [Worthly]

The best haircuts of the year – [SheBudgets]

Ryan Gosling has a baby – [CelebrityToob]

The best GIFs from Parks and Rec – [TheChive]

Russian vigilante punishes litterbugs – [Izismile]

The best news headline of the day – [WWIW]

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Sep 16 2014

The Final Countdown: Internet’s Most Hate, Bond 24 and Destiny Fixes

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Go here to see five things learned from being the most hated person on the internet.

“Editor’s Note: A few weeks ago our message board and general inbox were bombarded with demands we address something called the “GamerGate Scandal”, posts written with the urgency and rage one would associate with, say, discovering that Chipotle burritos are made entirely from the meat of human babies. It’s apparently a big deal in some circles, so we followed the links and read the piles of data presented, and had to stop and take a deep breath just to grasp it all. “Gentlemen,” we said amid the stunned silence, “do you realize that if what they’re saying is true, then this is still the most pointless fucking bullshit anyone has ever forced us to read?”

The Countdown

The 24th James Bond movie starts shooting soon – [FilmDrunk]

Five essential fixes for Destiny – [Insert Coin]

A great Aziz Ansari impression on SNL – [Pajiba]

New photos from Castle season seven – [TVO]

Bill Hader discusses his last moments on SNL – [WarmingGlow]

Live action movie for Shadow of Mordor – [GeeksAreSexy]

Instant karma is going to get you – [TheChive]

Five s’mores life hacks – [SheBudgets]

The weirdest kickstarters of the year – [Worthly]

Kardashian store closing – [CelebrityToob]

A gallery of heartwarming images – [Izismile]

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Sep 15 2014

The Final Countdown: Late Night Diversity, Iconic Movie Scenes and Gaming Lessons Learned

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late night

Go here to see why late night is afraid of diversity.

“Kathy Griffin came out last week as saying that a while back, she took a meeting to express interest in replacing Craig Ferguson on The Late Late Show. So much interest, in fact, that her go-to line was “I can start Monday.” She was told, however, in no uncertain terms, that they were “not considering females at this time.”

The Countdown

Iconic movies scenes stolen from other movies – [Cracked]

What have we learned from Titanfall, Watch Dogs and Destiny? – [Insert Coin]

Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper in new movie – [FilmDrunk]

10 characters that should be on a Teen Titans show – [TVO]

When game power-ups get mixed up – [GeeksAreSexy]

Five improvements to increase the value of your home – [SheBudgets]

Lauren Conrad gets married – [CelebrityToob]

Deaf pit bull adopted by deaf woman – [PuppyToob]

The richest track stars of all time – [Worthly]

Young couple loses weight before wedding – [TheChive]

The best news headline of the day – [WWIW]

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