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Apr 02 2014

The Final Countdown: Scrubs Finale, Insane Jobs and Metamazon

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Go here to see Zach Braff talk Scrubs season nine.

“Bedridden with bronchitis and hopped up on antibiotics, Zach Braff addressed the difficulty How I Met Mother had in ending with the perfect finale by correctly acknowledging that Six Feet Under had the best series finale ever.”

The Countdown

Insanely difficult jobs everyone thinks they can do – [Cracked]

Metascore gets added to Amazon game reviews – [Insert Coin]

Sam Jackson does Boy Meets World poetry slam – [TVOvermind]

A no joke cut of Anchorman 2 – [FilmDrunk]

The amazing dancing Spider-Baby – [GeeksAreSexy]

Kristen Bell sings Frozen – [TheBlemish]

Russian daredevils are at it again – [TheChive]

14 fun facts about manatees – [Neatorama]

A gallery of first world problems – [Izismile]

If other HBO shows merged with GOT – [WWIW]

Jobs that should never be taken by robots – [Maxim]

What Barney Stinson got right and wrong – [BroBible]

The 25 greatest baseball movies – [Gunaxin]

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Apr 01 2014

The Final Countdown: God I Really Hate Today

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Go here to see practical superpowers we want.

“Super strength is great and all, but it’d be a lot cooler if we had the power to always be at work right on time. Well, maybe not cooler, but a hell of a lot more worthwhile.”

The Countdown

Wes Anderson characters with enviable wardrobes – [Pajiba]

Understanding Watch Dog’s graphical downgrade – [Insert Coin]

The Wolf of Wall Street leads MTV Movie nominations – [FilmDrunk]

FX renews Archer for two more seasons – [TVOvermind]

An amazing Deadpool pencil cup – [GeeksAreSexy]

Why you choose a window seat – [TheChive]

A medical journal of sword swallowing – [Neatorama]

Today’s girl is Imogen Poots – [Maxim]

The 20,000  leagues remake that almost was – [io9]

All the new Arkham Knight stuff – [GeeksAreSexy]

The problem with subscription games – [Gamemoir]

Things the government is spending money on – [Izismile]

The best True Detective impression – [BroBible]

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Mar 31 2014

The Final Countdown: Movie Consequences, HIMYM and Arkham Knight

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movie scenes

Go here to see movie scenes with horrifying off-screen consequences.

“Movies have all sorts of tricks to make you feel a certain way about what’s going on up on the screen, from the soundtrack to convenient edits, regardless of what’s actually happening. As longtime readers know, we at Cracked have dedicated ourselves to calling out the horrific little details the movie tried to smooth over …”

The Countdown

100 things we’ll miss about How I Met Your Mother – [Pajiba]

Arkham Knight creates an interesting movie villain – [Insert Coin]

The ultimate Las Vegas movie supercut – [FilmDrunk]

Are the Matrix sequels really that bad? – [GammaSquad]

The five best tools for productivity geeks – [GeeksAreSexy]

Five great shows coming in 2014 – [TVOvermind]

NASA’s new space suits look goofy – [TheChive]

Ways to bring your pool party to the next level – [BroBible]

The worst first pitches in history – [WWIW]

Five things you could do instead of watching baseball – [Maxim]

21 pieces of cool Tarantino fan art – [Neatorama]

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Mar 28 2014

The Final Countdown: Ninja Turtles Rankings, Ghost Downs and Ready Player One Interview

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Go here to see a ranking of all the Ninja Turtles versions.

“But hey, that’s fine, because if this movie doesn’t work out the Ninja Turtles will simply mutate yet again. The Turtles have shown an incredible ability for reinvention, so let’s ignore Michael Bay’s appalling monsters for a moment and take a stroll through all the previous incarnations of the TMNT, from bogus to bodacious…”

The Countdown

Enormous ghost towns you won’t believe exist – [Cracked]

My interview with Ready Player One’s Ernest Cline about VR – [Insert Coin]

The real life family connections of Scrubs cast members – [Pajiba]

Dreamworks animator transforms son into superhero – [GeeksAreSexy]

The Walking Dead spin-off is a go – [TVOvermind]

Things cat owners will understand – [TheChive]

A gallery of Shaolin Monks training – [Caveman]

Someone got kicked off American Idol – [Heavy]

South Park’s tribute to Monty Python – [WWIW]

15 things your iPhone can do – [Izismile]

Things not to put in your Tinder profile – [BroBible]

Some very fantastic food art – [Neatorama]

Lucas lost a $40M bet with Steven Spielberg – [FilmDrunk]

One response so far

Mar 27 2014

The Final Countdown: Shocking TV, Online Lies and Infamous

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Go here to see the most jaw dropping TV moments of the last year.

*Warning: There be spoilers here! If you’re not completely caught up on the following series, you may want to stop right here and back the fork up: The Walking DeadGame of Thrones, House of Cards, Breaking Bad, The Good Wife, Sherlock, Hannibal, Luther, Homeland, Mad Men, Top of the Lake, Rectify and Justified.”

The Countdown

Seven popular lies in online dating profiles – [Cracked]

My review of Infamous: Second Son – [Insert Coin]

Full teaser for Ninja Turtles – [Filmdrunk]

A Happy cosplay video – [GeeksAreSexy]

The best ESPN 30 for 30 docs – [TVOvermind]

Find the Chive’s missing Titans – [Neatorama]

Vikings gets a third season – [Maxim]

The best character makeovers – [io9]

Cartoon characters in the real world – [WWIW]

The six best places to live in your 20s – [BroBible]

The five best things about new Clone Wars – [ToplessRobot]

Who is the best “that guy” movie actor? – [Gunaxin]

One response so far

Mar 26 2014

The Final Countdown: Disturbing Game Details, Facebook’s Oculus and Let’s Be Cops

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Go here to see disturbing details you didn’t notice in famous video games.

“Video games still haven’t fully escaped the stigma of being mindless entertainment for young kids and dumb adults, especially in a decade where games about birds crashing into shit have been among the most played in the world. The fact is that a great portion of gamers don’t give a crap about the stories. All they care about is which buttons to push and who to shoot … and that makes it really, really easy for the developers to slip in disturbing details they know will go unnoticed.”

The Countdown

Facebook buys the Oculus Rift – [Insert Coin]

The new Lets Be Cops trailer is great – [FilmDrunk]

Teens are moving from Facebook to what – [GeeksAreSexy]

Full length trailer for 24: Live Another Day – [TVOvermind]

The five best HIMYM running gags – [Pajiba]

The Chive is hiring – [TheChive]

The most dangerous toxic ghost towns – [io9]

Worker rescued from burning building just in time – [Izismile]

House of Thrones – [WWIW]

The greatest acts of Wikipedia vandalism – [Maxim]

Seven Walking Dead facts you didn’t know – [Neatorama]

10 things to know for doing stand-up – [BroBible]

Nothing wrong with a little [Sara Jean Underwood]

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Mar 24 2014

The Final Countdown: Odd Couples, Internet Memory and D3 on X1

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Go here to see the best TV odd couples.

“Yin and yang, peanut butter and jelly…you know the drill. We thrive on our differences, and our best relationships are the ones that alternate between antagonizing and love. Getting along all the time is boring, and constant bickering—exhausting. The perfect twist can be hard to find, but these delightfully twisted pairs could keep us watching all night long.”

The Countdown

How is the internet affecting our memory? – [GeeksAreSexy]

Diablo 3 will come to Xbox One eventually – [Insert Coin]

All the ways Kim Coates has died – [FilmDrunk]

If dating sites told the truth – [Cracked]

Mystery Science Theater returning to TV – [TVOvermind]

Justin Bieber compares himself to James Dean – [TheBlemish]

Fearless puppy defends his bowl – [TheChive]

If you could ride a giant cat – [Neatorama]

Employees talk fast food items you should never buy – [Izismile]

Kevin Bacon brings Footloose back – [WWIW]

James Rebhorn passes away – [Maxim]

Gamer pretends to be the President during Titanfall – [BroBible]

A tribute to man’s best friend – [Caveman]

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Mar 21 2014

The Final Countdown: Rectify, World Killers and Xbox One Sale

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Go here to see the most profound, captivating and disturbing TV series of the year.

“God knows, we wrote about Rectify incessantly when it debuted on the Sundance channel last year. We called it the most captivating, unsettling, and profound new drama of 2013. I ranked the season finale as the most devastating episode of 2013(ahead of even the Red Wedding episode on Game of Thrones).”

The Countdown

Ways the world can kill you without warning – [Cracked]

Titanfall Xbox One bundle for $450 today – [Insert Coin]

White Collar will end with season six – [TVOvermind]

Stephen Colbert’s Hobbit cameo – [GeeksAreSexy]

Patton Oswalt coming to SHIELD – [WarmingGlow]

20 celebrities with great acts of kindness – [TheChive]

Gorgeous unused Gravity posters – [io9]

A giant wave made of Barbie dolls – [Neatorama]

If company slogans were honest – [Caveman]

The most bizarre couples photos ever – [WWIW]

Who did Jennifer Lawrence pick to win the NCAA tournament? – [BroBible]

The best PS4 games of 2014 – [Heavy]

The 30 best action figures of the 80s – [Gunaxin]

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Mar 20 2014

The Final Countdown: Cartoon Theories, Addict Movies and PS4′s Camera

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Go here to see creepy cartoon fan theories that make too much sense.

“So once again we dove into the massive cesspool of deranged interpretations, overanalyses, and obsessive rants that is the Internet and emerged with the most strangely plausible fan theories out there. May our sacrifice allow you to blow your friends’ minds the next time you’re stoned. (Also, spoilers ahead, dummy.)”

The Countdown

What movies don’t say about life with an addict – [Pajiba]

Why is PS4′s camera so unexpectedly popular? – [Insert Coin]

George RR Martin wants a Game of Thrones movie – [FilmDrunk]

How to speak Dothraki – [TVOvermind]

Skeletor wants to heal you – [GeeksAreSexy]

Louis CK talks Inside the Actors’ Studio – [TheChive]

Emma Stone sang for the Spice Girls – [TheBlemish]

Not your usual hit and run – [Izismile]

The best news headline of the day – [WWIW]

Expectations that are never reality – [BroBible]

An old man who is great at skateboarding – [Maxim]

The ten worst American anime rip-offs – [ToplessRobot]

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Mar 19 2014

The Final Countdown: Women in Hollywood, Terrible 100 Episode Shows and Sony’s VR Device

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Go here to see four signs 2014 isn’t great for women in Hollywood.

“Look, we get why female characters are underrepresented in Hollywood: It’s not like movies with women as protagonists make huge amounts of money, or win lots of awards, or both.”

The Countdown

Terrible TV shows that hit 100 episodes – [Pajiba]

Sony reveals Project Morpheus VR – [Insert Coin]

Rider Strong coming to Girl Meets World – [TVOvermind]

Physicist learns his theory is correct in touching video – [GeeksAreSexy]

Happy Gilmore’s eight bit video game – [FilmDrunk]

Some rather awesome animal facts – [TheChive]

Watching a designer sweater slowly unravel – [Neatorama]

When Batman meets True Detective – [io9]

Final Spider-Man 2 trailer – [ToplessRobot]

An amazing Christopher Walken dance – [WWIW]

Drinking a gallon of Tabasco in ten minutes – [BroBible]

New trailer for FX’s Fargo – [Heavy]

Humanity’s greeting to alien civilizations – [Caveman]

One response so far

Mar 18 2014

The Final Countdown: How I Met Your Dad, Fighter Jets and D3′s Auction House Death

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Go here to see a full look at the How I Met Your Dad cast.

“As How I Met Your Mother rides into the home stretch (a recap of last night’s episode will be up later today), the cast for its spin-off is coming together. The spin-off, as you recall, doesn’t involve any of the same characters, but it does use the same premise. Carter Bays and Craig Thomas will stay on to produce, but the spin-off will be ran by Emily Spivey. The lead, Greta Gerwig, will also pitch in as a writer on the series.”

The Countdown

Why flying a fighter jet is crazier than Top Gun – [Cracked]

Diablo 3 finally kills its auction house – [Insert Coin]

Five of the funniest sitcoms ever – [TVOvermind]

Wes Anderson is obsessed with symmetry – [FilmDrunk]

New trailer for The Maze Runner – [GeeksAreSexy]

Famous bands recreated with LEGOs – [TheChive]

The Star Wars Marvel crossover rumor – [io9]

You can finish Titanfall without using your gun – [GammaSquad]

Tech support Gandalf here to help – [Neatorama]

Famous figures portrayed in TV and film – [Izismile]

Celebrating a soccer goal with a selfie – [BroBible]

Why cartel leaders shouldn’t be on Instagram – [Caveman]

The most insane GIFs from TLC – [Heavy]

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