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Aug 29 2014

The Final Countdown: September Movies, Bad Sequel Ideas and New “New” 3DS

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rigby

Go here to see September movies that may not suck.

“September is rough. After the summer movie season’s ended but before the awards contenders start to come out, it’s one of the months where studios tend to dump movies they don’t know what to do with like so many steaming piles of cinematic shit. (Also: January. GTFO, January.) The bounty is over, and now you’re stuck with Dolphin Tale 2.”

The Countdown

The worst ideas for Disney/Pixar sequels – [Cracked]

Nintendo debuts new “New 3DS” – [Insert Coin]

FXX will now by The Simpsons channel – [WarmingGlow]

Reese Witherspoon back as Elle Woods – [FilmDrunk]

A nightmarish Groot mask – [GeeksAreSexy]

Five networks that could pick up Longmire – [TVO]

Five phrases your boss likes to hear – [SheBudgets]

Central Perk opening in NYC – [CelebrityToob]

The most expensive deserts of all time – [Worthly]

Today’s kids don’t understand these things – [Izismile]

Trying to understand kids – [TheChive]

The best news headline of the day – [WWIW]

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Aug 28 2014

The Final Countdown: GoT Vacation, Invisibility Sucks and Streamer SWAT-ed

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Go here to see where to see the Game of Thrones cast until 2015.

We’ve got a while until Game of Thrones returns to HBO for season five, probably sometime next spring. Until then, to get your Westeros fix, here’s where you can find your favorite cast members (I tried to include only projects out this year or early next, which is why you won’t see, for instance, Pixels).”

The Countdown

Why invisibility is the worst superpower – [Cracked]

Watch a Counter-Strike player get SWAT-ed – [Insert Coin]

Netflix has premiere date for Marco Polo – [TVO]

RDJ says Guardians is the best Marvel movie – [FilmDrunk]

The hardest thing about getting older – [GeeksAreSexy]

DC movies to be joke-free? – [GammaSquad]

Five of the largest wine collections – [Worthly]

Why Dave Grohl is a good guy – [TheChive]

Five products you should spend more on – [SheBudgets]

Friends reunite on Jimmy Kimmel – [CelebrityToob]

Gadgets to solve everyday problems – [Izismile]

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Aug 27 2014

The Final Countdown: Misleading Trailers , Soprano Answers and Twitch Attack

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drive2

Go here to see the most hilariously misleading trailers.

Movie trailers have the difficult job of convincing people to see a movie even when it isn’t marketable (or good at all). So it’s easy to understand the little tricks marketing pulls, like editing together unrelated lines of dialogue, or including the movie’s only two funny scenes in their entirety.”

The Countdown

David Chase reveals if Tony Soprano died – [WarmingGlow]

Hacking group back and attacking Twitch – [Insert Coin]

Why Full House coming back is a bad idea – [TVO]

Donald Glover will get to play Spider-Man sort of – [GeeksAreSexy]

Jon Stewart’s great Ferguson segment – [Pajiba]

Small athletes who dominated anyway – [theChive]

Turning a Pringles can into a candle – [SheBudgets]

Why a hot dog is $169 – [Worthly]

Kim K coming to Two Broke Girls – [CelebrityToob]

Joss Whedon defends Anita Sarkeesian – [GammaSquad]

Breaking Bad in two hours – [WWIW]

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Aug 26 2014

The Final Countdown: Easter Eggs, Emmy Fashion and Pokemon Fighting Game

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ratchet

Go here to see bizarre sexual easter eggs hidden in kids games.

We tend to forget that the people who made the classic games of our youth were gamers themselves, just like you or us — and just like you (but not us), they were also big pervs. Since most of these games were made before instant Internet porn became a thing, some of the developers had to express their most basic desires anywhere they could … like, for example, in some innocent children’s game.”

The Countdown

The Emmys fashion round-up – [Pajiba]

New Pokemon fighting game revealed – [Insert Coin]

Five things to note after last night’s Emmys – [TVO]

Time for other people to win Emmys – [WarmingGlow]

Could you survive your favorite games? – [GeeksAreSexy]

Dog and elephant are friends – [PuppyToob]

Websites to organize your debt – [SheBudgets]

DiCaprio accepts ice bucket challenge – [Pajiba]

A gallery of Comcast hate – [TheChive]

The least expensive laptops on the market – [Worthly]

Josh Charles expecting first child – [CelebrityToob]

The best news headline of the day – [WWIW]

A gallery of amazing interior design – [Izismile]

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Aug 25 2014

The Final Countdown: Josh Charles, Celebrity Endorsement and Sony Bomb Threat

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josh charles

Go here to see 40 reasons Josh Charles should win an Emmy.

LOOK AT THOSE FACES. JUST LOOK AT ‘EM. It made me remember how much I love the man, and how much I miss seeing him on my TV. So, to fill that empty space in my life and because he’s nominated for Emmy that he probably won’t win (you come at the Dinklage, you best not miss) but should, I went down the Josh Charles hole for you guys.”

The Countdown

Celebrity endorsements that ruined the product – [Cracked]

Hacker grounds Sony executive’s flight with a bomb threat – [Insert Coin]

Five seasons of TV to catch up on this summer – [TVO]

Sin City 2 bombed hard – [FilmDrunk]

Kids re-enact Emmy nominated shows – [GeeksAreSexy]

The best news headline of the day – [WWIW]

Unlikely Hollywood hook-ups that happened – [theChive]

The most affordable times to travel in the year – [SheBudgets]

The most expensive resorts in Napa Valley – [Worthly]

Tim Tebow grants a kid’s wish – [CelebrityToob]

You won’t believe this but it’s true – [Izismile]

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Aug 22 2014

The Final Countdown: Bad Trailers, Jackman Lifts and Video Game Journalism

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trailers

Go here to see when movie trailers go wrong.

Friends. I love trailers. No, no, no, you don’t understand. I love trailers. One of my earliest moviegoing experiences was seeing the Mighty Morphin Powers Rangers trailer for the first time. I don’t remember what movie it played with, but who cares, because it’s the trailer that almost made little nine-year-old me stop breathing.

The Countdown

Hugh Jackman deadlifts 400 pounds – [FilmDrunk]
The truth about video game journalism – [Insert Coin]
Geniuses who saw their inventions turn evil – [Cracked]
The next five superheroes to get shows – [TVOvermind]
Fangirls tackle Sherlock – [GeeksAreSexy]
Merging GIFs together – [theChive]
How to save money on clothing – [SheBudgets]
Julianne Hough to judge dancing with the stars – [CelebrityToob]
The highest grossing Anne Hathaway films – [Worthly]
Common couples arguments – [Izismile]
The 50 dumbest tweets ever – [WWIW]

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Aug 21 2014

The Final Countdown: Video Game Details, Best TV Characters and Ultimate Evil

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roller

Go here to see horrifying details in video games. 

As kids, we didn’t really pay attention to the moral implications of our video games. Destroying a city full of civilians in Rampage was no different from eliminating a line of blocks in Tetris. But at some point little bastards grow a moral compass, and when we look back at our harmless games, all the rose-colored glasses in the world couldn’t hide the blood.”

The Countdown

Ranking the 7 best characters on TV – [Pajiba]
My review of Diablo 3: Ultimate Evil – [Insert Coin]
AMC renews Halt and Catch Fire – [TVO]
Every Guardians of the Galaxy easter egg – [GeeksAreSexy]
Jackie Chan’s son arrested in China – [Filmdrunk]
Five ways to generate ideas quickly – [SheBudgets]
The most surprising show renewals of the year – [TVO]
The most expensive paintings ever sold – [Worthly]
Pawn Stars distilled to three minutes – [WWIW]
Heroic dogs that saved the day – [TheChive]
What childhood crushes look like today – [Izismile]

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Aug 19 2014

The Final Countdown: Pop Culture Outrage, Step Up and Reddit on Xbox

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outrage

Go here to see the dumbest outrage about fictional characters.

“There are two statements you can make with 100 percent certainty about any fictional character in history: somebody has drawn that character naked, and someone has voiced a public complaint about that character for an objectively ludicrous reason.”

The Countdown

The new Step Up is kind of good – [FilmDrunk]

Reddit comes to Xbox One – [Insert Coin]

FX renews The Strain for season two – [TVO]

Starry Night Batman artwork – [GeeksAreSexy]

A critical review of Taylor Swift’s  new video – [Pajiba]

The best ways to avoid airline fees – [SheBudgets]

The largest defense contractors in the world – [Worthly]

Christina Aguilera has a baby girl – [CelebrityToob]

Truck drive saves grandma from car – [Izismile]

The worst headline of the day – [WWIW]

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Aug 15 2014

The Final Countdown: Terrifying Game Covers, Creepy Disney and Blizzard Cinematics

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science

Go here to see the most needlessly terrifying video game covers.

“Aren’t you fed up with the homogeny of all these modern video game covers? Roughly 80 percent are roid-chinned white dudes holding guns while stuff explodes in the background. Don’t you wish game companies would let the designers have a bit of artistic freedom? Yeah? Be careful what you wish for.”

The Countdown

Old school Disney was very creepy – [TheChive]
Remembering the best Blizzard cinematics – [Insert Coin]
The five highest rated dramas on IMDB – [TVO]
How would you assemble your own Expendables? – [FilmDrunk]
The Ghostbusters ride that never was – [GeeksAreSexy]
William H Macy’s directorial debut – [Pajiba]
Five ways you body tells you to chill – [SheBudgets]
Michael J. Fox reacts to Robin Williams’ Parkinsons  [CelebrityToob]
The five highest gas prices in the US – [Worthly]
Cops aren’t always serious – [Izismile]
The best news headline of the day – [WWIW]
The Beastie Boys meet the Muppets – [OMGBLOG]

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Aug 14 2014

The Final Countdown: Personalizing Tragedy, Horror Comics and Video Game Resume

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Go here to see why we personalize celebrity deaths.

“Without fail, the deaths of the rich and famous bring out the best and worst in all of us. For some, we celebrate and honor and look inward. For others, we tear down and denigrate and write off as meaningless, disparaging those who dare feel feelings of any kind about something so frivolous as the death of a stranger.”

The Countdown

Bizarre horrors found in the tamest comic ever – [Cracked]
Should video games go on your resume? – [Insert Coin]
Arrow star breaks stuntman’s nose – [TVO]
The highest paid reality TV stars – [Worthly]
How to fall asleep – [SheBudgets]
Four Robin Williams movies are still coming – [CelebrityToob]
When Frozen meets 50 Shades – [Filmdrunk]
The leaked ending of Batman v Superman – [GammaSquad]
Boring money gets a makeover – [TheChive]
Homemade baby dancing Groot – [GeeksAreSexy]
The funniest furniture store commercial – [WWIW]
Korean kids taste sour Warheads – [Izismile]

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Aug 13 2014

The Final Countdown: Best TV Characters, Batman Lonely and Tomb Raider Deal

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arya stark

Go here to see who the best characters on TV are.

Entertainment Weekly opened up a poll on their site asking “Who is the best character on television,” and I absolutely adore who the readers chose as the top choice. I don’t agree with it, necessarily, and I suspect that some Bob’s Burgers Twitter or Facebook groups got involved, but it’s a fun choice, all the same.”

The Countdown

Why Batman doesn’t have any friends – [Cracked]
Microsoft’s Tomb Raider deal is time sensitive – [Insert Coin]
The five most likable villains on TV – [TVO]
How to make the perfect action franchise – [FilmDrunk]
Why watermelon water is a thing now – [SheBudgets]
Five things about Android TV – [Worthly]
The end of the Hunger Games approaches – [CelebrityToob]
Commander Shepard reads Commander Shepard – [GeeksAreSexy]
Dog tries to save a fish in water – [TheChive]
The best news headline of the day – [WWIW]
Lauren Bacall dies at 89 – [OMGBLOG]

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