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Sep 22 2014

The Final Countdown: Political Movies, RDJ and Destiny’s Loot Problem

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star trek darkness

Go here to see movies with political agendas you didn’t notice.

“Lots of movies try to send messages. Some are obvious, some are subtle, and some are so ham-handed you end up hating the movie even though you agree with the sentiment. On the other hand, we’ve pointed out before that a few messages can be so nuanced, pretty much every viewer misses them. Feel free to disagree with us, but we think we’ve found compelling cases that …”

The Countdown

RDJ is a pro photobomber – [FilmDrunk]

Destiny has a loot problem – [Insert Coin]

How to keep Agents of SHIELD from sucking – [Pajiba]

Game of Thrones actor hints at return – [TVO]

Win a Dark Knight LEGO Tumbler – [GeeksAreSexy]

Food hacks to get you through the week – [theChive]

A $13,000 gold video game console – [Worthly]

Five countries to visit on a college budget – [SheBudget]

South Park season 18 gets a preview – [WWIW]

Mila Kunis will have a baby any day now – [CelebrityToob]

Security guard reacts to Oculus Rift – [Izismile]

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Sep 19 2014

The Final Countdown: Overrated Shows, Michael Bay on TV and Defending Destiny

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doctor who

Go here to see TV shows that get more praise than they deserve.

“Listen, I get it. People like what people like, and, with so many options available, complaining about the inferior choices made by others is kind of pointless and petty when you could just as easily skip those things altogether in favor of something else. So, in that respect, that I’m about to spend a couple thousand words of column space explaining why the shows a lot of you enjoy are a little more beloved than they deserve to be might seem like kind of a dick move.”

The Countdown

Michael Bay is making a TV show – [FilmDrunk]

In defense of Destiny: Everything that went right – [Insert Coin]

If video games had in impossible mode – [GeeksAreSexy]

Husband waits 44 hours for iPhone 6 for his wife – [SheBudgets]

The New York Times dun messed up – [Pajiba]

Supergirl TV series heading to CBS – [TVO]

Key and Peele’s new great skit – [TheChive]

The most expensive Aston Martins ever made – [Worthly]

Nick Lachey has a new album – [CelebrityToob]

The best news headline of the day – [WWIW]

Life when you’re forever alone – [Izismile]

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Sep 18 2014

The Final Countdown: Hilarious Movie Scenes, Former Child Stars and Violent Game Exchange

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inception

Go here to see unintentionally hilarious scenes in movies.

“Listen, filmmakers, we understand — sometimes you just want your movie to be taken seriously. Unfortunately, in trying so hard to maintain that status quo, really stupid scenes manage to slip in. Our readers have brought you some of those scenes for your viewing pleasure.”

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Where are the former child stars of the 90s? – [FilmDrunk]

California offering violent video game exchange for ice cream – [Insert Coin]

FX renews Tyrant for season two – [TVO]

Inside the world of modern swordfighting – [GeeksAreSexy]

The ever-changing accent of Tom Hardy – [Pajiba]

Can Sony replace cable with PlayStation? – [GammaSquad]

Aerial views from around the world – [TheChive]

The absolutely healthiest things at Whole Foods – [SheBudgets]

Five of the most iconic Apple stores in the world – [Worthly]

Five stars that should host SNL this year – [CelebrityToob]

Hiking on the world’s most dangerous trailer – [Izismile]

The best news headline of the day – [WWIW]

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Sep 17 2014

The Final Countdown: Robots, Foxcatcher and Destiny’s Secret

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robots

Go here to see five reasons to be less worried about robots taking over.

“Cloud storage, wearable computers, self-driving cars — the Brave New World has finally arrived, and it’s only a matter of time until the robot takeover is complete. Of course, it’s only natural that as they become more and more human, the machines will want what we want — our cars, our cool hairdos, even the very objects of our hearts’ affections. So how do you compete against a realistic android who smells great, never forgets a date, and never gets smashed at children’s birthday parties?”

The Countdown

Foxcatcher will win all the awards – [FilmDrunk]

Destiny may have a secretly twisted story – [Insert Coin]

New Arrow season three poster – [TVO]

Sub-Zero Mortal Kombat elevator prank – [GeeksAreSexy]

TV’s best next-generation actors – [Pajiba]

Why you shouldn’t hire a wedding photographer – [Worthly]

The best haircuts of the year – [SheBudgets]

Ryan Gosling has a baby – [CelebrityToob]

The best GIFs from Parks and Rec – [TheChive]

Russian vigilante punishes litterbugs – [Izismile]

The best news headline of the day – [WWIW]

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Sep 16 2014

The Final Countdown: Internet’s Most Hate, Bond 24 and Destiny Fixes

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hated

Go here to see five things learned from being the most hated person on the internet.

“Editor’s Note: A few weeks ago our message board and general inbox were bombarded with demands we address something called the “GamerGate Scandal”, posts written with the urgency and rage one would associate with, say, discovering that Chipotle burritos are made entirely from the meat of human babies. It’s apparently a big deal in some circles, so we followed the links and read the piles of data presented, and had to stop and take a deep breath just to grasp it all. “Gentlemen,” we said amid the stunned silence, “do you realize that if what they’re saying is true, then this is still the most pointless fucking bullshit anyone has ever forced us to read?”

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The 24th James Bond movie starts shooting soon – [FilmDrunk]

Five essential fixes for Destiny – [Insert Coin]

A great Aziz Ansari impression on SNL – [Pajiba]

New photos from Castle season seven – [TVO]

Bill Hader discusses his last moments on SNL – [WarmingGlow]

Live action movie for Shadow of Mordor – [GeeksAreSexy]

Instant karma is going to get you – [TheChive]

Five s’mores life hacks – [SheBudgets]

The weirdest kickstarters of the year – [Worthly]

Kardashian store closing – [CelebrityToob]

A gallery of heartwarming images – [Izismile]

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Sep 15 2014

The Final Countdown: Late Night Diversity, Iconic Movie Scenes and Gaming Lessons Learned

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late night

Go here to see why late night is afraid of diversity.

“Kathy Griffin came out last week as saying that a while back, she took a meeting to express interest in replacing Craig Ferguson on The Late Late Show. So much interest, in fact, that her go-to line was “I can start Monday.” She was told, however, in no uncertain terms, that they were “not considering females at this time.”

The Countdown

Iconic movies scenes stolen from other movies – [Cracked]

What have we learned from Titanfall, Watch Dogs and Destiny? – [Insert Coin]

Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper in new movie – [FilmDrunk]

10 characters that should be on a Teen Titans show – [TVO]

When game power-ups get mixed up – [GeeksAreSexy]

Five improvements to increase the value of your home – [SheBudgets]

Lauren Conrad gets married – [CelebrityToob]

Deaf pit bull adopted by deaf woman – [PuppyToob]

The richest track stars of all time – [Worthly]

Young couple loses weight before wedding – [TheChive]

The best news headline of the day – [WWIW]

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Sep 12 2014

The Final Countdown: Dancing Scenes, Hardy’s Pup and Groot the Hero

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Go here to see the five best dancing scenes on film.

“I have two great loves. The first is poutine, because I’m a proper Canadian. The second is any movie scene of diegetic dancing. That may sound weirdly specific, but it my love for such scenes runs deep. I love movies, and there is nothing I love more in a film than watching characters start dancing out their emotions within the reality of the story. Musicals with choreographed dances are great, but that’s not quite the same. The way I see it, there are few things more cinematic than allowing dialogue to drop out in favour of characters letting loose to a great song.”

The Countdown

Tom Hardy and a pit bull puppy – [FilmDrunk]

Why Groot is the biggest hero of this century – [Cracked]

Destiny isn’t too small, it’s just too empty – [Insert Coin]

A comic that no one can hate – [GeeksAreSexy]

TV vs. movie superheroes – [TVO]

Redesigned minimalist logos – [theChive]

How to save money at the gas station – [SheBudgets]

The highest paid bench players in the NBA – [Worthly]

Clooney heading to Downton Abbey – [CelebrityToob]

Silly reasons for breaking up – [Izismile]

When fashionistas lie about fashion – [WWIW]

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Sep 11 2014

The Final Countdown: Spider-Man, Insane Movies and Destiny Endgame

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garfield

Go here to see how Andrew Garfield would have fixed Spider-Man 2.

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 was… not amazing. And, as the third movie gets delayed and will possibly never arrive, the buck-passing has begun, starting with Andrew Garfield. Garfield is currently on the press circuit promoting a do-gooder documentary, so he sat down with the Daily Beast to talk about said documentary. Cutting through all the boring and pretentious parts, we come to this.”

The Countdown

Five classic movies that were actually insane – [Cracked]

Life after the level cap in Destiny – [Insert Coin]

Why Capaldi doesn’t work as Doctor Who – [Pajiba]

If video games were countries – [GeeksAreSexy]

Gillian Anderson will be a Hannibal regular – [TVO]

Star Wars minus the infamous theme – [TheChive]

Celebrity stage falls compilation – [WWIW]

What Haley Joel Osment looks like now – [Izismile]

How to access pictures from iCloud – [Shebudgets]

Five reasons the Apple iWatch will succeed – [Worthly]

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Sep 10 2014

The Final Countdown: School Problems, Shawshank Facts and Objective Reviews

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high fiving

Go here to see the most insane ways schools mistreated their students.

“We all like to imagine that our formative years were spent in educational institutions run by brutal thought police. Mostly, however, that wasn’t the case.”

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10 things you don’t know about Shawshank Redemption – [FilmDrunk]

The pointless pursuit of an “objective” video game press – [Insert Coin]

FOX’s ratings for Utopia plummet – [TVO]

OSU’s homage to TV shows – [GeeksAreSexy]

Gemma Teller is the new Skyler White – [Pajiba]

The most expensive Ford Mustangs ever – [Worthly]

Castle is for sale in Connecticut – [TheChive]

Facts of life only siblings understand – [SheBudgets]

The story of saving a Pit Bull – [PuppyToob]

Ashley Tisdale gets married – [CelebrityToob]

The 20 funniest iPhone moments – [WWIW]

The most epic Nerf war ever – [Izismile]

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Sep 09 2014

The Final Countdown: SOA Deaths, Celebrity Theories and Destiny Gameplay

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Go here to see the Sons of Anarchy characters in the order they should be killed.

“The final season of Sons of Anarchy premieres tonight on FX with a 27-hour episode that will be broken up into 9 three-hour musical montages featuring Katey Sagal’s entire discography. Nearly every character is killed in an uber-violent fashion, while two entirely new casts are introduced and murdered. It’s going to be a long night.”

The Countdown

Insane but convincing celebrity theories – [Cracked]

Lessons learned from 50 hours of Destiny – [Insert Coin]

Why you should watch Undeclared right now – [Pajiba]

Vin Diesel loves the thumbs up – [FilmDrunk]

Teen react to the NES – [GeeksAreSexy]

Was 24: Live Another Day a success – [TVO]

The Chive is hiring an editor – [TheChive]

Five important tax tips for college grads – [SheBudgets]

The highest paid actresses of 2014 – [Worthly]

Michael C. Hall stars in the Angry Inch – [CelebrityToob]

Pictures you have never seen before – [Izismile]

Tuesday tattoo fails – [WWIW]

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Sep 08 2014

The Final Countdown: Box Office Woes, Insult Art and Destiny Liveblog

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glimmer

Go here to see why the box office is the worst its been since 9/11.

The estimated overall gross at the box office this weekend is $63 million. The last time the overall weekend gross was this low was was September 21-23, 2001, and you can guess why the box-office was so low then. That is to say, the last time a weekend was this bad at the box office, we’d just come under attack by terrorists and George W. Bush could boast a 92 percent approval ratings.”

The Countdown

Works of art that are actually insults – [Cracked]

My liveblog of day one of Destiny – [Insert Coin]

Arrow bringing more Suicide Squad – [TVO]

Chicago Fire actress dies in accident – [CelebrityToob]

When RDJ goes to South Korea – [FilmDrunk]

TiVo Megabox offers 4,000 hours of recording – [GeeksAreSexy]

Some motivation for Monday – [TheChive]

Jon Oliver on student loan debt – [WWIW]

Genius yet simple life hacks – [Izismile]

The best meditation apps to download – [SheBudgets]

Five things you didn’t know about Chick-fil-A – [Worthly]

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