Go here to see the 20 lamest looking Star Trek aliens.

“Yes friends, terrific though they may be, the various Treks have had more than their fair share of poorly designed, ill-advised and just straight up dumb looking extraterrestrials over the years.”

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Why you don’t take advice from celebrities – [Cracked]

The painful economy of Diablo 3 – [Insert Coin]

Sony give Community cast talking points – [WarmingGlow]

An awesome Avengers blu-ray case – [GeeksAreSexy]

The best gamer gear at the – [UnrealityStore]

Is Dragon’s Dogma any good? – [GammaSquad]

Today’s girl is Jemima Kirke – [Maxim]

Get a public affairs degree at UT – [BroBible]

If the Avengers were animals – [Gunaxin]

Can a celebrity beat Ninja Warrior? – [G4TV]

Street Fighter with a Portal Gun – [Heavy]

A great Quake play in 2002 – [GamerToob]

108 reasons we miss Lost – [Pajiba]

The art of drawing on money – [Caveman]

Go here to see the most insane video games about dating.

“Dating video games are hugely popular in Japan: They’re text-heavy games where each click brings you a little closer to either getting to see some cartoon porn or ending up in a “game over” screen (and then seeing that cartoon porn on Google anyway). The stories always involve a childhood friend you secretly lust for, a wise character with glasses who gives you advice (that you secretly lust for) and, this being Japan, a healthy dose of insanity.”

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So Robin is a girl now? – [FilmDrunk]

The 12 funniest Avengers GIFs – [Smosh]

Jennifer Love Hewitt looks good – [HollywoodTuna]

Hulk smashes the  Kardashians – [GeeksAreSexy]

The best gamer gear at the – [UnrealityStore]

Annoying people at the pool – [Holytaco]

Men can have dream pads – [theChive]

A plot summary of Pacific Rim – [Pajiba]

Just a bike riding dog – [WWIW]

12 baseball feats that only happened once – [Neatorama]

Playing the Pokemon theme by ear – [GamerToob]

The hot 100 in 100 seconds – [Maxim]

The worst place to pass out – [BroBible]

New Dark Knight Rises TV spots – [Guyism]

Go here to see internet annoyances that didn’t start on the internet.

“Technology advances in a blur — a lot of us can’t remember what life was like before smartphones, let alone the Internet. As a result, we have a tendency to think that all of the annoyances that came with the Internet are also brand new to humanity.”

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Six new Dark Knight Rises movie posters – [GeeksAreSexy]

Zynga games continue to lose millions – [Insert Coin]

Stand up cliches that should retire – [HolyTaco]

Tom Cruise remaking the Magnificent Seven – [FilmDrunk]

18 ridiculous help wanted signs – [Smosh]

The best gamer gear at the – [UnrealityStore]

Why firing Dan Harmon is wrong – [Pajiba]

A penguin surfing on a dolphin – [WWIW]

The world’s smallest firetruck – [Neatorama]

The most unexplainable UFO photos – [PopCrunch]

Rapture rebuilt in Minecraft – [GamerToob]

The worst bands of all time – [Ranker]

Support Zombie Playground, an awesome concept – [Guyism]

Go here to see when Breaking Bad returns.

Should I do a weekly review of Breaking Bad this year once Game of Thrones ends? There were mixed sentiments about my coverage last time around, and I’m not so sure. Let me know what you think.

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The most insane street legal vehicles – [Cracked]

Google sinks millions into Machinima – [Insert Coin]

A very funny Ghost Recon parody video – [Youtube]

A DC superhero is coming out – [GeeksAreSexy]

The best South Park celebrity parodies – [Smosh]

How Stacy Keibler works out – [HollywoodTuna]

The best gamer gear at the – [UnrealityStore]

The most expensive celebrity divorces – [theChive]

A glimpse of The Walking Dead season 3 – [Pajiba]

A slinky on a treadmill – [WWIW]

A great Team Fortress fan film – [GamerToob]

Naya Rivera is the girl of the day – [Maxim]

A new James Bond game arrives – [G4TV]

Nerd Hitler reviews The Avengers – [ToplessRobot]

Go here to see celebrities that got famous by being obsessed fanboys.

“Right now there are kids all over the world wearing their favorite band’s T-shirt and strumming an oddly sized air guitar in front of their mirror, nursing implausible dreams of some day getting to take the stage. Real life never works out that way, of course — liking something a lot in no way guarantees you’ll grow up to be any good at it. The closest we’ll ever get to our idols is when their bodyguards rough us up for trying to get an autograph.”

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Battleship opens worse than John Carter – [FilmDrunk]

No, Max Payne did not outsell Diablo 3 – [Insert Coin]

The greatest gaming set-up ever – [GeeksAreSexy]

Badly drawn tattoos – [Smosh]

The best gaming gear at the – [Unreality Store]

The Walking Carl: Chapter 8 – [HolyTaco]

Ryan Reynolds might be Highlander – [GammaSquad]

It’s motivational Monday – [theChive]

The best casting decisions in history – [Pajiba]

Admiral Ackbar’s famous rum – [Neatorama]

The funniest moments of Dead Island – [GamerToob]

Today’s girl is Emily Maynard – [Maxim]

Kid plays lacrosse despite missing limbs – [BroBible]

The 12 most nightmare inducting Silent Hill monsters – [ToplessRobot]

Go here to see if the Avengers was shorter and more honest.

“The Editing Room is one of our favorite humor sites on the Internet. They’ve written abridged versions of some of the most popular movies from the past five years for us. Below, they’ve summarized The Avengers, so you can make fun of it without actually spending the money to go see it.”

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12 shows with higher ratings than Community that were cancelled – [WarmingGlow]

Bioware wants you to make Dragon Age 3 – [Insert Coin]
Remember to apply to write for Unreality – [RightHere]

How to measure the universe – [GeeksAreSexy]

The best gamer gear at the – [UnrealityStore]

Unhelpful high school teacher – [Smosh]

The best GIFs of the week – [HolyTaco]

Vinyl sleeveface art is now a thing – [TheChive]

Five actors who thought they were novelists – [Pajiba]

The funniest NBA fan photos – [WWIW]

Need for Speed in Russia – [GamerToob]

Today’s girl is Anna Kendrick – [Maxim]

Want to buy a superbowl ring? – [BroBible]

10 pick up lines for girls to use – [Guyism]

The five best and worst Torchwood episodes – [ToplessRobot]

Go here to see the worst Cameron Diaz movies.

“In the comment section of last week’s comparative Johnny Depp column, someone threw a gauntlet down in regard to Cameron Diaz’s filmography. Could there ever conceivably be a such an “11 Crappiest Movies” list written in regard to Cam? Of course this is possible, and considering the impending release of What to Expect When You’re Expecting, this is a very timely suggestion. ”

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Absurd movie plots based on reality – [Cracked]

Zynga making original games for once? – [Insert Coin]

Anchorman 2 has a poster – [FilmDrunk]

Seven sodas that have been forgotten – [Smosh]

Some great  Mad Moxi cosplay – [GeeksAreSexy]

The best gamer gear at the – [UnrealityStore]

The type of people who watch Game of Thrones – [theChive]

50 weird things found in textbooks – [WWIW]

The father of modern bodybuilding – [Neatorama]

Today’s girl is Alexa Chung – [Maxim]

1 rapper with 11 accents – [Brobible]

Scenes from new Dragon Age short – [G4TV]

The sounds of Aronofksy – [Heavy]

Go here to see 25 ideas for a new Star Trek TV series.

“The recent J.J. Abrams Star Trek movie was a big success (to the tune of nearly 400 million dollars) and a big budget sequel is coming in 2013, which begs the question, when are we getting a new Star Trek TV series? Traditionally Star Trek has been primarily a TV-based franchise — it just seems weird to be getting these movies without a Trek show on the air.”

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Five worthless favors people love to offer – [Cracked]

Why Diablo 3 will be forever online – [Insert Coin]

Write for Unreality! – [Read This]

Robert Downey earns $50M for The Avengers – [FilmDrunk]

What kind of geek are you? – [GeeksAreSexy]

The only times you actually need a cell phone – [HolyTaco]

An Air Force base foam party – [theChive]

The new Tron animated series – [Pajiba]

Bird can do the Dougie – [WWIW]

Insane Rollercoaster Tycoon crashes – [GamerToob]

The best bank robbery movies – [Ranker]

Five amazing Wendy’s training videos – [PopHangover]

Analyzing Max Payne 3′s multiplayer – [G4TV]

Five games based on movies based on games – [ToplessRobot]

Go here to see tiny changes that would have saved bad movies.

“There are plenty great movies that were one tiny mistake away from being great films. Hell, if the shark in Jaws hadn’t been a complete catastrophe, that movie could have been ridiculous. We asked you to show us some other tiny changes that could have turned terrible movies into classics.”

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The best Supergirl costume in a while – [GeeksAreSexy]

The good and the bad of Diablo 3 launch day – [Insert Coin]

The 100th SNL digital short – [Smosh]

The Raid: Redemption with cats – [FilmDrunk]

The best gamer gear at the – [UnrealityStore]

Some of the funniest names ever – [theChive]

20 facts about Thor you should know – [Pajiba]

When Iron Man meets Batman – [WWIW]

I swear this is real corn – [Neatorama]

Ride of the MAVs in Battlefield 3 – [GamerToob]

Today’s girl is Eva Longoria – [Maxim]

The 25 best Horatio one-liners – [Guyism]

Five more ridiculous board game movie concepts – [Gunaxin]

The five best Barney Stinson quotes – [Caveman]

Go here to see the biggest second week grosses in history.

You may or may not know that The Avengers just set the record for highest grossing second week in movie history at over $100M. But what were the others on the list it was competing against? Head above to find out.

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Why Star Trek is secretly horrifying – [Cracked]

Why can’t all games be released like Diablo? – [Insert Coin]

Have a listen to my friend’s podcast – [MikeAskMic]

When’s our first look at Anchorman 2 – [FilmDrunk]

The worst cartoon moms – [Smosh]

Get Microsoft Office for cheap – [GeeksAreSexy]

Sniping Hitler’s balls in Sniper Elite – [GamerToob]

Why disco happened – [Neatorama]

Spider-man loved Olive Garden – [WWIW]

The Walking Carl: Chapter 7 – [HolyTaco]

The best gamer gear at the – [UnrealityStore]

Hilarious kid wakes up drumming – [BroBible]

Today’s girl is Eva Longoria – [Maxim]

The CW is making a Green Arrow show – [ToplessRobot]

SNL with Will Ferrell hosting – [Heavy]