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Jul 16 2014

Why Haven’t You Seen It: I Melt With You

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I am going to start this article by saying you have to be a somewhat older guy who has made a myriad of poor life choices to really enjoy this movie. That is not totally true, but boy, does it help. You also have to be, um, prepared to walk away from it a little messed up. I Melt With You is a story about old friends drifting apart and growing into adults they swore they would never be when they were kids. This is the sequel to Stand By Me you never wanted, but never knew you needed. It is about how scary failures can be, and how strong a promise can remain between people who love each other, even decades later. Oh, and it might be one of the most depressing movies I have ever seen. But I am not like most people. That didn’t make it a “bad” film to me. Quite the opposite, really. In some sad and scary ways, I related to these guys.

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Jul 09 2014

Why Haven’t You Seen It: Cheap Thrills

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I know Cheap Thrills came out last year, and normally, I like to actually give people the time to see a movie before I dare ask them why haven’t they seen it. But Cheap Thrills was a bold enough ride that I want to bring as much attention to it as I can while it can still reap some of the benefits of that. Before I tell you about the film, let me ask you something. How far would you be willing to go once you hit rock bottom to ensure you didn’t stay there? Would you be willing to embarrass yourself? Hurt yourself? Maybe hurt someone else? This is the question that Cheap Thrills so boldly asks of its viewers. It is uncomfortable, hilarious, disturbing, and unforgettable. Kinda like life. Actually, a little TOO MUCH like my life right now, truth be told.

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Jul 09 2014

Peripheral Vision: Super Game Boy, GB Hunter, and Game Boy Player

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Video game marketing can be weird. At one point, a company like Nintendo will have to hard-sell a trimmed-down, handheld version of their extremely popular home console. They’ll claim “it’s just as good as the original, but you can take it with you!”

Then, once the portable version becomes a runaway success, they’ll have to convince people that the only logical thing to do is buy an adapter for playing the portable games at home in front of a TV. The irony is astounding.

Surprisingly, though, the Super Game Boy was not only a bestseller, but it was also a solid investment. Anyone who had put effort into building a quality Game Boy library would get a lot of mileage out of the peripheral.

I’ve already covered how and why the Game Boy became such a hit and managed to revolutionize the portable console industry. That triumph attracted developers who flocked to the Game Boy as a vehicle for cheap and relatively easy market penetration. Soon, game studios weren’t just churning out pathetic clones of their home console games, but they also came up with some original concepts designed to take full advantage of the Game Boy’s hardware.

And they were good. The console didn’t stick around for ten-plus years out of coincidence; titles like Pokémon and Link’s Awakening raised the game design bar for years to come.. The incredible amount of quality Game Boy titles makes the prospect of playing them on a non-tiny screen and sans-batteries appealing, even if the concept does seem slightly bass-ackwards.

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Jul 03 2014

Maurice Devereaux: The Horror Legend that Never Was

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This week I’ve elected to shine a spotlight the troubled career of a talented independent filmmaker who could been the next John Carpenter or Guillermo del Toro if he’d been given the chance. Instead, he’s had to fight to scrape by financing his own films only to find them practically buried once the rights were sold, rendering someone who could have been filling our screens with horror classics for years a practical nonentity.

Maurice Devereaux started out as a French-Canadian film geek inspired by the best of the best who set out to make his own visions come to life and hopefully inspire others to do the same. He wrote, directed, edited, and produced four of his own films over a dozen year period through sheer determination and is possibly the most talented director you’ve never heard of.

Devereaux’s style combines horror creeps and gore with creative visuals, satire, and social commentary, all worthy of the Romero comparisons his work invites. But as much strife as Romero has overcome in his legendary career, he never had to wait seven years to get a film finished after he started shooting. In fact, mainstream fandom was always completely out of the question for Devereaux, given the impossible budgets these films were made on. Only indie fans need venture forth.

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Jun 18 2014

Why Haven’t You Seen It: Masters of Horror (Series)

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I am throwing you all a curve ball this week. Instead of plugging a movie that I think you guys should see, I am gonna plug a show (that is essentially a series of movies) that I think you guys need to see. Lately, there has been a lot of talk around the Penny Dreadful show on Showtime. But did you know they did a horror show before this, and it was the greatest event in the history of horror? No, it really was. Masters of Horror tapped a different (famous horror) director every week to adapt a famous horror story into a film. The stories were an hour long, and each week focused on one. But in my honest opinion, some of these episodes are better than most full length horror movies that come out. The show was (of course) cancelled, but you can still pick it up on DVD and on various formats across the web. I thought I would take some time this week to talk up a few episodes of the show, and talk about why you should pick up the entire series on DVD.

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Jun 17 2014

It Should Be a Movie By Now: Gummi Bears

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by Lucas Tetrault

What paved the way for cartoons shows that stand the test of time?  The Powerpuff Girls – nope. Rugrats – nope. How about Ed, Edd, and Eddy? – nope. It seems like a lot of the amazing cartoons we had during my generation that a lot of people remember, such as Duck Tales, DarkWing Duck, Rescue Rangers, Talespin and yes Gargoyles all came about thanks to the Gummi Bears.

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Jun 10 2014

It Should Be a Movie by Now: Gargoyles

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by Lucas Tetrault

Does anyone else think that this generation and the generations to follow are getting cut short of awesome afternoon cartoons? What do they watch when they get home from school now-a-days…garbage called Winx Club and Phineas and Ferb that’s what. Our generation had Disney’s Gargoyles, the show kids were blasting through the front door to sit down and watch after a grueling day at school. Grab your DunkAroos, find a comfy spot on the couch and reminisce with me. Continue Reading »

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Jun 04 2014

Why Haven’t You Seen It: Youth in Revolt

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I will begin this article by saying that, as I have said before, I know the movies are never better than the book. That is not a comment anyone ever needs to make on the thread of one of my articles because I already know it. This is a movie column, so I am speaking solely of the movie version. If given the chance, on any occasion, always read the book over seeing the film. That said (again), on the basis of movie alone, Youth in Revolt is a trip. I think of it very much as the Fight Club for the generation who is one generation younger than gen X. It is Gen Y’s Fight Club. A story about an average boy who decides to be anything but, no matter the cost. This is also the film that made me realize there was more to Michael Cera than meets the eye.

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Jun 04 2014

Assorted Hats: Mad Men

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Grab your Time-Turners, Unrealtors, this edition of Assorted Hats is going back to the Swinging Sixties to sort the ladies and gents we all love to call the Mad Men. They came up with the nickname. We’ll be dividing four of the leads from AMC’s hit series into the four houses of Hogwarts, and while the argument could be made that all belong in Slytherin well…you’re right…but…whatever. Imperio! Read on! Continue Reading »

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Jun 03 2014

It Should Be a Movie By Now: Thundercats

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by Lucas Tetrault

I’d wager I’m not the only kid who grew up in the 80′s/90′s who has been waiting for what seems like eternity for a live action Thundercats movie. Saturday morning was never complete without watching Lion-O and my favorite humanoid feline heroes take on Mumm-Ra  and his horde of mutant subjects. With my action figures in hand I’d yell right along with Lion-O at the top of my lungs … Thunder, Thunder, Thunder … Thundercats – HOOOOOOOOOO! Continue Reading »

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May 21 2014

Why Haven’t You Seen It: Melancholia

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There are some movies that want to move you. There are some movies that want to scare you. There are some movies that want to make you rethink every decision you made in your life up to that point. There are some movies that want to stun you with how ethereal and beautiful they are. There are some movies that want to present you with scenarios that make you realize how precious (and or futile) life is. There are some movies that evoke the idea of art more than film. There are so movies that disguise themselves as big and bold, when really they are intimate works of art most would walk right by and ignore. Melancholia is all of the above. While clearly a very polarizing movie, it is a movie that is unlike in kind and character to any other film out there, and one every fan of film needs to see so they can cast their own judgement for themselves. I adore Melancholia, and you may not. But I still think you need to see it, despite that disclaimer.

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