Sep 03 2014

It’ll Never Be a Movie: The Superior Spider-Man

Published by at 12:00 pm under Comics,Images,Movies

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by Jake Thompson

I should start off with a spoiler warning here. Though if you’re somewhat into the Marvel universe, you probably already know a bit about the strange twist of The Superior Spider-Man comic book series. However, if you’d rather your Spider-Man remain ‘Amazing’, you may want to think carefully before reading on.

Okay, so….

Peter Parker is dead. Sort of. Old, frail, but still brilliant Otto Octavius devised a clever scheme to save his own skin – by switching his and Parker’s brains. This resulted in poor little Peter’s demise, and Otto becoming Spider-Man. It all sounded like a bit of a stretch, even for Marvel. But The Superior Spider-Man is pulled off exceptionally well. This whole new side of ‘Peter Parker’makes things very interesting, and pretty dark at the same time. But as cool a story as it is, there are some aspects that are sure to stand in the way of any attempt to translate into live action. And hey, maybe that was the point.

Firstly, ghost Peter! I admit I’m glad Parker’s still around in some form, because it didn’t take long to miss his sense of humour. He’s represented as a ghost no one can see or hear, not even Otto. Though he does act as his silent conscience in a desperate attempt to maintain Peter Parker’s image (and relationships). If this were done in the world of Sam Raimi, or even the quirkier new vision of Marc Webb, it would just come off as laughable. It would be like that time Edward’s ‘ghost’came to warn Bella not to ride motorbikes. And see, already we have Twilight comparisons. So no good live action potential here.

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Doc Oc Blocked

Secondly, Spider-Man the killer. So if you somehow forced the above ghoulish scenario into a film, it would be a kid’s flick at best. But now with Otto in charge of Spidey’s criminal busts, there’s no longer a ‘friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man’to tie up those pesky villains for the police. Otto is considerably more calculating and lethal than Peter. This reaches the surface when Massacre, a particularly brutal nemesis, escapes the Ravencroft Institute and goes on a city-wide…well…massacre. Otto/Spidey knows he could catch the guy, put him away, and wait ’til the next time he escapes and kills more innocents. Or he could disarm Massacre, and simply shoot him in the head. Which is what he does. For Otto, with great power comes great power. Not even his Peter Parker conscience could stop that one. And his behaviour becomes even more savage thereafter. Now the kids who enjoyed the cheesy ghost story are out. What target audience is left?

Finally (and I hope I’m wrong about this one), Otto’s relationship. This is actually the point I really started to like Otto Spidey, though it seemed a little forced at first. Otto meets the brainy Anna Maria Marconi, who’s a dwarf. It’s bluntly laid out from the word go, with one of her first lines being‘The words you’re looking for are “little person”’ to which Otto responds with ‘…that’s obvious.’He doesn’t care in the least, and their relationship builds from there. This is all great in comic book world. I just…don’t see it happening in a movie. In the books, she’s drawn at an inconsistent height. Sometimes her head is around Otto’s hip, while at certain angles I can’t actually tell she’s any smaller than others in the scene. I just don’t know how you’d cast her. I can see the Captain America trick being played, with a digital shrinking of a known actor to fit the mould. And that’s not going to go down well. Honestly, what I’d love to see here would be a little lady with serious acting chops break out the way Peter Dinklage has in recent years. I gave a quick Google, and Meredith Eaton (from various TV procedurals) has a resemblance to Marconi, though I daresay she’s a little old to play the role of a university student. Oddly enough, Elisha Cuthbert was a top hit in my search. Did you know she’s only 5’3”? Not that I’m saying she should date Doc Oc. And as I said, I’m hoping I’m wrong about this one.

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AhemSpader-Man

So, then, how could it work. If the above elements are abolished, we’re left with a fairly flimsy story which is unlikely to work on its own. So what if the Superior character was worked into a larger world with, say, The Avengers? I’m not entirely up-to-date with the Disney/Marvel/Sony relationship, but there’s clearly good reasons Spidey hasn’t thwipped into the MCU yet. But The Avengers make an appearance in the comic book in a violent quibble with the renegade Parker. And I have to say, Spidey put up a pretty damn good fight against the gang, and with Otto’s brain, he’s smarter than any of them (albeit without Stark’s quick wit). How cool would it be if this new, in many ways improved, Spider-Man was the villain in Avengers 3?

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Avengers Disassemble

What are your thoughts? Whether or not you’ve read the comic book (by the way, I’m only halfway through the 33-issue run myself, and the more I read, the more I’m sure about the above observations), I’m keen to get some other perspectives. It would be cool to see it happen one day. I mean, there’s only so many times they can do the high school reboot…right?

 

 

 





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12 responses so far

  • Lucas Tetrault

    I collected this entire series from the last 3 issues of Amazing Spiderman into Superior and back into Amazing. I honestly can say I was disappointed that Superior/Doc Oc didn’t have more time reigning as Spiderman. Though I guess it had to come to some kind of end and let Amazing Spiderman come back into the picture.

    I love how you took my post of “It Should Be A Movie” and spun it around using one of my favorite comics – made me chuckle.

    I agree though, I don’t think that it will ever be a movie … but the idea could happen within a different Spidey film … I could see a Spiderman film or television series being shot and having Doc trade places for a brief time with Peter. If anything to show how someone else might act as if they were Spiderman.

    Remember – this is not the first time someone else has donned the web-slinger’s costume and acted as if they were Spiderman. (though, I don’t think anyone else acted as Peter Parker too)

    • Jake T

      I knew I’d heard similar style titles before, but didn’t know they were yours. Hope you don’t mind :p

      Yeah, I could see it being worked into an animated series or something, because they’d be much more likely to capture the tone of the comic book.

      And I’d like to go back and read the last 100-odd Amazing. I’m fairly recently into Marvel Comics, so I’ve got Superior and the new Amazing (also awesome).

      • Lucas Tetrault

        Nah I don’t mind – was just surprised to see a title similar was all … also surprised Paul let it fly :)

  • http://nickverboon.wordpress.com/ Nick Verboon

    I wouldn’t be super surprised if they managed a direct-to-DVD animated film. I wish Marvel would put more of those out. Still waiting for that World War Hulk follow-up to the Planet Hulk movie, guys. Enough with the Avengers team-ups.

    • Jake T

      You’re right, DC does a lot of that and it’s super popular. I haven’t seen Planet Hulk, but it seems like a good way to handle the trickier Marvel stories. I’ve heard Planet Hulk might play into the future of the Avengers.

      Also, I’m fine for the Avengers to continue teaming up for a while yet :p

      • http://nickverboon.wordpress.com/ Nick Verboon

        I meant the string of animated films. They are doing these team up movies with like Black Widow and Punisher or Hulk and Iron Man when I’d rather they do what DC does and adapt great story lines from the comics.

        • Jake T

          Ohh yeah, I’m on your page now. And agreed :)

        • Lucas Tetrault

          Speaking of … did you see Assault on Arkham … I’ve got it just haven’t had time to watch it yet.

          • http://nickverboon.wordpress.com/ Nick Verboon

            Not yet. I’m too broke to pay for a DVD with Destiny coming out next week and Netflix is always a few months behind on getting the DCU movies so I’ve gotta wait. It’s cool that they are tying an animated movie in with the games, but I was kind of hoping for a Suicide Squad game after the end of Arkham Origins.

    • Lucas Tetrault

      A direct to DVD animated feature of the Superior Spiderman would be a dream come true for me.

    • MegaSolipsist

      World War Hulk is pegged for a 2018 cinematic release, the same year as Avengers: Civil War. Didn’t you see the leaked Marvel production list?

      • http://nickverboon.wordpress.com/ Nick Verboon

        Wow, I’d totally forgotten, Mega. It seems like that’s more of a rumor since there’s no official word since, though. I saw DC’s leaked list too and no way are they going to try a Sandman movie when they couldn’t even get GL right, so I take that stuff with a grain of salt. Then again, I still don’t believe they’re going to try and ram Shazaam down our throats right after declaring “no jokes allowed” and apparently The Rock has been cast as Black Adam so I could be wrong.

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