May 22 2014

A Love Letter To The Fifth Element

Published by at 10:00 am under Movies

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The Fifth Element was recently added to Netflix streaming.  The Fifth Element came out in 1997.  For those of you keeping score at home, that’s 17 years ago.  That year, Ellen DeGeneres outed herself, the very first Harry Potter book came out in the UK, and Ken Griffey Jr. hit 56 home runs for the Mariners on his way to an AL MVP.  I guess what I’m trying to say is that The Fifth Element came out a long time ago.

It’s a campy, absurd movie that takes basically every cliche of a space action/adventure movie, puts them in a blender, pitches it as “Die Hard in space” (bonus points for actually casting Bruce Willis), signs world-famous fashion designer Jean-Paul Gaultier for the costumes and basically tells him to go nuts (spoiler alert: he does), and hires Chris Tucker (whose best-known role at that point was Smokey from Friday) to play a character that’s part Prince, part Robin Williams, and part Don Juan, all mixed together and powered by an almost certainly near-lethal amount of cocaine, and tells him to go even nutser.  (He also does).

The movie is also incredibly polarizing.  It’s a very “love it or hate it” type movie.  It’s probably not hard to guess which side of the camp I fall into.  And over the next 750 words and heavy assortment of .gifs, I’m going to make my case for The Fifth Element as a stand-up classic.

Reason #1 – It takes itself seriously about 75% of the time

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This Calvin and Hobbes strip sums up my feeling about The Fifth Element pretty well.  The actual plot of the movie is absurd if you think about it.  It’s the future, and there’s a giant Prime Evil ball of fire that’s going to destroy everyone, except for these elemental stones and a guardian or something, and then it turns out that the key to defeating evil is love.  It’s a plot that begs not to be examined too strenuously.

All that being said, the movie only takes itself seriously to the extent that it doesn’t devolve into farce.  It’s not parody or satire, it’s more of an homage to classic space adventure and Heavy Metal and the stylized visuals of sci-fi comics.  It’s the same feeling with every other borderline “this is almost too juvenile for me to like,” franchise, like RWBY. It’s both Calvin’s perspective and Hobbes’ perspective at the same time:

“This is so cool.”  “This is so stupid.”

Both are true enough.

Reason #2: Gary Oldman and Chris Tucker chew the hell out of the scenery

Gary Oldman is a hell of an actor.  Like Johnny Depp, he’s a big fan of the oddball roles.  He doesn’t quite have the sex appeal of Depp, nor did he have that one huge role that catapulted him into super-stardom, but he’s a hell of an actor and he’s made a career out of impeccable character work. If you’ve ever seen True Romance or The Professional, you know that he plays a scenery-chewing evil psychopath really well.  He’s the semi-cultured version of that in The Fifth Element.

Chris Tucker plays a radio host named Ruby Rhod who acts likes a coked-up Prince – flamboyant, fabulous, hyper-feminine, and yet a huge hit with the ladies.

I’m guessing Chris Tucker’s character is a big reason why The Fifth Element gets the big thumbs-down from some folks.  On paper, especially during the 2nd half of the movie when he transforms into Bruce Willis’ useless sidekick/comic relief, he really should be annoying.  I couldn’t fault anyone for giving this movie an instant pass just for Ruby Rhod, but for me, it works.

For one thing, Tucker’s is just so committed to the insanity.  For another, he perfectly captures and somehow predicts the kind of flip-a-coin serious or not, hidden behind 17 layers of irony, meta-humor performance art that we’re inundated with these days.  Remember, this totally predated Lady Gaga, Gangum Style, and What Does The Fox Say.

Reason #3:  The humor

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All the wackiness, the absurdity, the homage to classic sci-fi tropes would be kind of useless if the movie didn’t have its own merits.  And you know that plot certainly isn’t one of them.  Thankfully, The Fifth Element shines when it comes to humor.  In that, it kind of reminds me of The Princess Bride, a bit.  The irreverent tone couched in classical “good vs. evil” is the same, and both films don’t hinge on an overarching plot so much as they hinge on jumping from memorable scene to memorable scene.  When I think of The Princess Bride, I think of the sword fight scene, or the other sword fight scene, or the Billy Crystal scene, or the Rodents of Unusual Size scene.  When I think of The Fifth Element, I think of certain scenes as well.

Fun fact – the crazy guy in that scene is noted Very Serious filmmaker of See How They Fall and La Haine Mathieu Kassovitz.

And this one…

And of course, no discussion of The Fifth Element would be complete without saying something about that one scene…

The opera scene is a great place to finish, because it perfectly encapsulates the movie for me.  On the one hand, you have something that’s presented for just a few moments as serious and beautiful, an otherworldly opera singer performing in front of a majestic tableau of a planet seen from space (get it??? It’s an opera in space, in a Space Opera!)

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And then, in the exact same scene, you have the music get all techno-y and she starts dancing like this:

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See what I mean?

Perfect.





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15 responses so far

  • Frothy_Ham

    There are people who hate this movie?!?!?!?! Where the heck are they?

    Please point them out so we may shame them.

    • Indy Z

      Oh, they’re out there. If you want to track down and humiliate my grandparents, neighbors, and the majority of my high school class, I would be okay with that.

  • MattChi

    Good article. Fifth Element is still one of my favorite movies of all time and I think I may have seen it more than any other movie (it’s in a close race with Independence Day and Princess Bride)

    • Indy Z

      That’s another thing I could have pointed out… it’s entirely rewatchable. For a movie that has such a weak plot, it’s actually paced really well and never drags. Plus it’s so damn quotable. “Anyone else want to negotiate?” is still the best Bond One-Liner out there.

      • PimpDaddyWiteBoy

        second time you said Depp you spelled it “Deep” fyi

        but yea great movie and is only like 8 bucks on BluRay

        • Indy Z

          Thanks for pointing that out! I’ll fix it. Writing without an editor is like walking a tightrope without a net.

  • donpureevil

    Multi Pass!

    • Indy Z

      Mul….ti…pass.

  • http://merelyadequate.net Mike aka MonolithTMA

    Count me in the “Love it!” category.

  • spohlso

    Always made me think of the old Johnny Nemo comics from the 80s:

  • Manuel Sanchez

    Nothing about Milla Jovovich really?

    • Indy Z

      Terrible oversight. I still have to bite back the urge to whip out my driver’s license and say “Leeloo Dallas multipass” at airport security.

  • Benjamin Shidler

    Yeah, that opera song rocks. Interesting trivia – it was written based off an idea he had as a 16-year-old, so yeah, that’s why the plot is kind of cliched and lame. But totally a lot of fun.

    • Indy Z

      Wow… that makes a LOT of sense. I have some scribbled notes from age 16 that would make some pretty awful movies.

  • _Alexander_

    The Fifth Element is without a doubt my favorite movie of all time

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