May 21 2014

The Final Countdown: Scary Game Ads, Batman vs. Superman and Xbox One Support

Published by at 4:00 pm under Best of the Web

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Go here to see the most needlessly terrifying video game commercials ever.

“Making a commercial for a video game shouldn’t require any more thought than making a movie trailer — just show us some footage from the game and tell us what console it’s for and when it’s coming out. “Body horror and/or implied sexual violence” shouldn’t be included, unless those are key elements of the game, we suppose. However, if the purpose of a video game commercial is to deeply terrify your young fan base so profoundly that they wouldn’t dare forget your product, the creators of the following doses of nightmare elixir succeeded brilliantly.”

The Countdown

Batman vs. Superman gets a title – [FilmDrunk]

Xbox One getting external hard drive support – [Insert Coin]

11 interesting pilots the networks passed on – [Pajiba]

Remy interviews an actor from The 100 – [TVO]

The Zelda theme performed on pots and bottles – [GeeksAreSexy]

iPhone ringtones get remixed – [TheChive]

The leaked plot of Jurassic Park 4 – [Neatorama]

JJ Abrams will give you a role in Star Wars – [NerdApproved]

What to do with the online undead – [io9]

MTV cribs with Stormtroopers – [WWIW]

Bill Hader getting his own HBO show – [BroBible]

How not to catch a foul ball – [Maxim]





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