May 01 2014

The Morning Link: The Most Anticipated Anti-Blockbusters

Published by at 6:00 am under Morning Link

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“It’s that time of year again: The summer blockbuster season kicks off on Friday with The Amazing Spider-man 2, which means three and a half months of empty spectacles that we will all consume voraciously, like butter-filled popcorn topped with butter layered in a bag made of butter. (Especially Godzilla: I’m gonna eat the crap out of that movie and feel terrible afterwards, then I’ll recover and watch it again.)”

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