Oct 04 2013
by Lyle Smith
Hey folks, welcome to This Week in Movie Trailers!
Well, here we are at last: the end of the week. How is everyone doing, anyway? Tired? Beat? I bet you guys worked really hard and definitely need a break, so sit back and relax with some movie trailers! I know I’m going to enjoy watching them; there are some biggies this week … and maybe a few stinkers too. Definitely.
Relaxing yet? OK, let’s go!
Jack Ryan: Dark Recruit
Didn’t see the first one, won’t see the second one. Also, I don’t like Jesse Eisenberg’s voice.
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
“We have been blind in our blindness” I’m not sure what that means but it sounded cool coming from good ol’ Gandy. Anyway, I think I liked the first Hobbit film a lot more than most people. It was fun, I cared about the characters, and it was fantastic acting. This looks like it’s heading more towards a serious and darker tone, so I’m excited but worried at the same time. If that makes sense? Anyway, I am very much looking forward to seeing this in theatres! Maybe a few times? Who knows! It’s Christmas! Also, Benedict Cumberbatch voice porn.
The Broken Circle Breakdown
That was a good song! Maybe a good movie? I don’t know.
The Nut Job
I know that I said I like heist movies, but nah, not this one. Looks like your run of the mill, mediocre animated feature. Speaking of animated films, did you know 2014 will be the first year since Cars that Pixar won’t be releasing a yearly movie? Crazy! Still waiting for The Incredibles 2.
Woa. I can’t tell if this is a comedy, dark comedy, serious horror, or horror comedy? I’ll just call it a darkhorredy. I think I might check this out, though!
I sent this trailer to a friend yesterday and he responded with “I’m kinda bored of Jackie Chan movies” and I replied “What!? This trailer is crazy fun; I’m bored of YOU!” That might have been a little harsh but it was probably true anyway. Jackie Chan is 59 years old and he still doing these crazy things? Yeah, he may be attached to a few cords here and there, but he’s still in insane shape for his age! This movie looks really fun and I am going to definitely check it out. But what the heck is he wearing at near of the trailer?? It’s freaking me out!
Threw this one in for good measure. Haha.
Well, that’s it for this week. Enjoy the weekend, folks!
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