May 29 2013
Some of you know that I’ve got a gaming column over at another site called The Idler. Actually it would be more correct to say I had a gaming column, since The Idler will be shutting down for good on June 1st, a mere two months after I joined up. Hopefully I’m not the Summer Glau of blogs (steady on, Unreality). After I posted my column last Friday, something horrible happened. Bear with me while I turn my weekly slot into a bit of a “It Happened to Me” and you shall be greatly rewarded.
I decided to do a piece combining my real world sensibilities as a player with a video game situation, and I chose Kaidan Alenko’s lunch date with Shepard in Mass Effect 3. Basically, I revealed how I would have reacted to something he said, presenting it as Shepard’s inner monologue, and tried to make the whole thing fairly humorous (read: I had a bit of fun at Kaidan’s expense). You can read the piece here along with my other articles if you’d like. Then I moseyed on over to tumblr (that’s what I use to run saraclemens.com because I am cheap), posted it, and tagged it “Kaidan Alenko.”
Tagging on tumblr is a little different than elsewhere, it seems. Since tumblr users use tags almost solely to connect to other members of their various fandoms, tagging something that portrays the subject in anything but a positive light is frowned upon. It’s called “tagging your hate,” and I totally did it. And boy did I pay for it.
I ended up getting about twenty emails detailing what a worthless human being I was for disparaging Kaidan. Let it be known that I am definitely, definitely not painting the Kaidan Alenko fandom with any sort of broad brush here, but I am saying there are at least twenty-ish assholes in it. Now, I’ve written for the internet for awhile now, and though I am certainly spoiled by Unreality’s nearly troll-free comment sections, I can handle butthurt. But this wasn’t typical butthurt, which I assume people would have just left directly in the comment section of the piece. This was a bunch of one-line emails that said stuff like “You’re a <blank>.” Or, “Kaidan doesn’t want your dirty <blank> anyway.” Or, “If I ever see you, you’re getting a <blank> punt.” Hint: all the <blanks> are the same word. Those were the tamer examples.
Needless to say, I needed a pick-me-up, stat. So I searched the internet for nerds nerding around just for the fun of it. Let me share with you the fruits of my labors, while I ruminate over ever writing about video games again.*
Jennifer Hale Ships FemShep and Garrus
Not definitively, but start at around 1:40 to jump directly to the evidence. Also, just watch the whole thing because she is as delightful as you would imagine.
Nathan Fillion Sweeps Anne Wheaton Off Her Feet, Wil is Sad
I believe this happened at Ottawa Comiccon. Oh Canada, you are the Nathan Fillion of North America. Wait, no. You’re the John Barrowman of North America.
Mega64 Journeys in Real Life
Full disclosure: I didn’t find this until yesterday. These might be the same guys who did Assassin’s Creed in real life, and it’s just as hilarious. You won’t get it if you haven’t played the game, but for the love of everything, WHY HAVEN’T YOU PLAYED THE GAME?
Baby Chun-Li is Cuter Than You
Ithaca Audio Creates a Ridiculous Game/Pop Music Mashup
Ridiculous as in ridiculously awesome. I must admit, I feel better all over again.
I suppose it shouldn’t surprise me that sometimes the bullied become the bullies, or the oppressed the oppressors, but I was quite downtrodden when I woke up to those emails Saturday morning. I was out with some friends Friday night (take that, nerds!), so thankfully I didn’t have to be all sad and bothered in public, but what a crappy start to the weekend. Futhermore, I’ve already done my bullied time, thankyouverymuch. This aggression would not stand! I needed to feel better, at the very least, so I wrote a tumblr post apologizing to the fandom for tagging my hate, because I honestly didn’t mean to—I only tagged Kaidan because he was the subject. I also called out the bullies. Not by name (I permanently deleted those emails as fast as I could try not to read them), but I made it known they existed within the Kaidan fandom’s ranks.
Guess what? I started getting more emails, only they were wholly positive. Kaidan fans came out of the woodwork to apologize on behalf of their less civilized cohorts. Others sent long missives defending Kaidan and his actions, which were fun to read, though I must admit I’m just not that into him anymore. Sorry, all. We’re still buds. One person even said that while she was also majorly annoyed by my piece, it was the fact that she couldn’t stop snickering throughout that annoyed her the most. That right there is a damn fine compliment. Thanks Kaidan fans, for choosing “Friendship” in this Mortal Kombat II round.
Faith in nerd humanity restored.
*Bitch, please. It would take way more than that to shut me up. I like to use hyperbole for dramatic effect, though.
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