Apr 08 2013

Someone Make a Better Game of Thrones Name Generator

Published by at 9:00 am under Images,Television

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Via Buzzfeed comes a Game of Thrones name generator that can make you either a Knight of the Realm or a Whore of the Streets. It all depends on your name and date of birth.

It’s a fun concept, but I don’t really care for the execution. I get using the famous last names of the houses, but I don’t think it works to use the already established first names as well. For example, I’m “Khal Samwell Targaryen” and can’t stop thinking of Sam riding a horse around in his crow blacks with flowing blond hair.

Lord Commander Tywin Stark? White Walker Daenerys Baratheon? That’s just silly.

Someone invent some cooler names and re-do this thing.


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17 responses so far

17 Responses to “Someone Make a Better Game of Thrones Name Generator”

  1. Richon 08 Apr 2013 at 10:32 am

    ugh. I’m a Greyjoy.

  2. Tolison 08 Apr 2013 at 10:58 am

    Sellsword Davos Targaryen…huh that sounds actually kinda cool.

  3. Danielon 08 Apr 2013 at 11:07 am

    I’m the Knight of the Flowers.

  4. Pattyon 08 Apr 2013 at 12:15 pm

    Irony of how my name turned out.

    Maester Samwell of House Tarly.

  5. arildon 08 Apr 2013 at 1:10 pm

    Oh, dear, I’m Loras Tyrell’s campy cousin, the boywhore Davos Tyrell..

  6. Royon 08 Apr 2013 at 2:05 pm

    Barristan Stark – the King’s hand… Sounds like I’m going to get a head short :(

  7. Tribolon 08 Apr 2013 at 2:06 pm

    I’m Davos Lannister the Whore, sounds good

  8. Azenomeion 08 Apr 2013 at 2:52 pm

    Tywin Lannister!!! YEZZZZ!!!!

    Whore…… 0_o…. say whut -_-

  9. Emilioon 08 Apr 2013 at 3:06 pm

    A better one? Challenge accepted.

  10. PROPAGANDASDon 08 Apr 2013 at 4:28 pm

    Well fuck this. My name is Dejan Nikolic. Just check male names and lastnames.

  11. arildon 08 Apr 2013 at 5:04 pm

    Davos Lannister just sucks. The Tyrells are the true tulips! :-)

  12. lolon 08 Apr 2013 at 10:19 pm

    So I’m Barristian Tully and I’m a whore? This is bullshit.

  13. SLallon 10 Apr 2013 at 11:23 am

    Sellsword Victarion Stark. cool

  14. Katanawa55on 16 May 2013 at 4:06 pm

    Samwell Lannister the Smuggler…I am ok with this

  15. Devonon 16 May 2013 at 4:36 pm

    Loras Dondarrion, Knight of the King’s Guard :D

  16. Postalon 16 May 2013 at 7:06 pm

    Lord Barristan Tully.

    @LOL, you can be the blackfish of the family.

  17. Llywellynon 19 Jun 2013 at 9:29 am

    I. The smuggler Tyrion Frey will save you!

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