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	<title>Comments on: 12 Hilariously Avoidable Movie Deaths (That Would Probably Happen to Me)</title>
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		<title>By: Semilitterate</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2013/03/15/12-hilariously-avoidable-movie-deaths-that-would-probably-happen-to-me/#comment-701773</link>
		<dc:creator>Semilitterate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2013 21:52:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I submit the demise of Peter Fonda et al in &quot;Dirty Mary and Crazy Larry&quot;, but then maybe I&#039;m too old for this crowd]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I submit the demise of Peter Fonda et al in &#8220;Dirty Mary and Crazy Larry&#8221;, but then maybe I&#8217;m too old for this crowd</p>
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		<title>By: J5</title>
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		<dc:creator>J5</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2013 16:58:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;d say the flip side of Pulp Fiction&#039;s death: Leaving your weapon on the kitchen counter of house you&#039;re staking out while you stink up the bathroom.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d say the flip side of Pulp Fiction&#8217;s death: Leaving your weapon on the kitchen counter of house you&#8217;re staking out while you stink up the bathroom.</p>
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		<title>By: Caleb K</title>
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		<dc:creator>Caleb K</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2013 16:48:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Propeller Guy Titanic!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Propeller Guy Titanic!!</p>
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