We all know that the Chinese have a bit of problem translating for their bootleg DVDs, but I like this example in particular because it makes think that this guy actually just watched a very, very censored version of the show.

I don’t imagine Breaking Bad is legally available in China anywhere, but if it was, I would think the Chinese government would censor it to such a degree that you would genuinely believe it’s about a high school chemistry teacher who works hard enough to eventually buy a car wash so he can provide for his wife and disabled son. There’s something quite endearing about looking at that way.

Anyway, a few more months until the real show comes back and the murderin’ starts.