Go here to see twenty terrible TV pitches.

“It’s been a long time since I put together a post of awful TV pitches. A really long time. Like, almost two years. But after seeing what kind of stupid, Poochie Lawyer-style shows the networks seem to be rolling out this year, I figured I should probably throw a bunch out there just in case. I mean, I’m not saying I think it’s likely some bigshot Hollywood such-and-such will read all of these and give me complete creative control of a struggling cable network, but I really don’t see any way we can rule it out at this point, either.”

The Countdown

Behind the scenes photos of movies – [Cracked]

Why Assassin’s Creed will outlive us all – [Insert Coin]

The ten best TV gag reels – [TVOvermind]

A cool little sci-fi short – [GeeksAreSexy]

The 20 funniest car dealership names – [WWIW]

What Twitter would have been like in the ’90s – [GuyCode]

Caught having a look – [Izismile]

Fresh Prince prompts school lockdown – [Neatorama]

The world we wish we lived in – [TheChive]

Man of Steel 2 coming – [ScreenCrush]

Get my book if you haven’t! – [Amazon]

Today’s girl is Abigail Spencer – [Maxim]

11 year old beats Conan – [BroBible]

David Brent is coming back – [ToplessRobot]