Go here to see cringe performances by Oscar nominees.

“Every actor who’s been around long enough has a few skeletal performances in their closet. Heck, our Agent Bedhead has built a whole series around that fact. Just the same, it always makes the record stop when you’re watching an old film or TV show and you stumble across a face that has since become markedly more famous/classy. Or you tumble to a performance that falls well below the mark of what you know this actor is capable of.”

The Countdown

Intense rites of passages from around the world – [Cracked]

North Korean threatens US with COD footage – [Insert Coin]

An awesome homeless hitchhiking hero – [FilmDrunk]

Gabe Newell horses around with a fan – [GeeksAreSexy]

The best X-Men animated series dubs – [TVOvermind]

Paintballing with a scope cam – [TheChive]

A gallery of terrible ideas – [Izismile]

20 of the best Alison Brie GIFs – [ScreenCrush]

Father of the year nominees – [Caveman]

Google’s new offices in Tel Aviv – [Neatorama]

Today’s girl is Rooney Mara – [Maxim]

Giant Marlin capsizes a boat – [BroBible]

Why you should respect The Matrix – [Gunaxin]

Puppy Conan Show is awesome – [Guyism]