Jan 30 2013

The Final Countdown: Impractical Superpowers, TV Character We No Longer Love and Dead Space 3

Published by at 4:00 pm under Best of the Web

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Go here to see awesome super powers that would suck in real life.

“We’ve all fantasized about what it would be like to possess the power of our favorite superhero, and Hollywood’s unwritten rule that every new movie must now contain at least one character with superpowers is helping to ensure the superpowered daydreams of a whole new generation. But since we here at Cracked love nothing more than to curb-stomp your childhood fantasies (because we can, that’s why), we’re about to show you how having your favorite superpower would likely have pretty shitty — if not completely disastrous — results.”

The Countdown

Beloved TV characters we now hate – [Pajiba]

Dead Space 3 pushing bounds of microtransactions – [Insert Coin]

Ron Jeremy in critical condition – [FilmDrunk]

Girl Meets World finds its girl – [TVOvermind]

What it really means to be a cop – [Izismile]

Celluloid slobs you should know – [DeathandTaxes]

How successful are humans as a species? – [GeeksAreSexy]

If dogs were fonts – [Neatorama]

First pics from The Muppets 2 – [ScreenCrush]

A little inspiration for the day – [TheChive]

Today’s girl is Lauren Carter – [Maxim]

Some fantastic new Star Wars action figures – [ToplessRobot]

The 11 best colleges for B students – [BroBible]

Why a unicorn drinks – [CavemanCircus]





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