Jan 16 2013
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow. Rock Titan
Hey, look! It’s that game: God of Shadow of the Castlelossus. Man, that game is…contrived.
This is the part where you tell me this is just a shameless God of War and Shadow of the Colossus rip off, and a shoddy one at best. And this is the part where I agree with you. I don’t like this game.
Borderlands 2: Terramorphus the Invincible
He drops a legendary weapon called The Screecher, that gives you handjobs.
I like to mention Terramorphus because some people don’t know about him, and beat Borderlands 2 without having ever beaten him, which makes sense because you kind of can’t beat him until after you kill Jack (unless there is something I did differently and am unaware) and the thing about fighting him is you.will.die.
Franchises That Deserve A Nod For Big Bosses:
The Dead Space franchise has delivered some massive enemies, and I am sure part three will only up the ante.
Dark Souls is so full of massive hellspawn, I don’t even like to bring it up.
The Lost Planet series is all about giant bosses, though the glowing spots ruin a great deal of the fun of beating them.
You can train it to grab you a beer and shit outside.
Bulletstorm had a few ginormous bosses, and they were all a blast to take down. Hint, shoot it in the balls.
Arkham Asylum and Arkham City had some great bosses, but I am still mad about the “Super Steroid Joker” battle. I hold grudges for awhile. Speaking of grudges…..
No. Just no.
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