Comments on: You’ve Come A Long Way, Baby: Learning To Love Ahsoka Tano http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2013/01/11/youve-come-a-long-way-baby-learning-to-love-ahsoka-tano/ Fri, 24 May 2013 09:20:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: Mr. B http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2013/01/11/youve-come-a-long-way-baby-learning-to-love-ahsoka-tano/#comment-694068 Mr. B Fri, 11 Jan 2013 21:01:03 +0000 http://unrealitymag.com/?p=77007#comment-694068 ^Agreed. After Vader’s less than stellar entrance at the end of Ep3 (plus every subsequent Wars book/comic/whatever suggesting that Vader is actually a cripple with diminished force capability rather than a force demon with the additional benefits of cybernetic enhancement) I hope we see either Anakin gutting her, or even better a post-clone wars episode where Vader hunts her down and we maybe finally get to see Vader be as bad-ass as we all wished to see him when growing up.

I grew up believing that Vader was the ultimate force user (until Luke). And the only reason he had not toppled the Emperor himself was due to some sort of misplaced loyalty. (this was before all the Sith lore we have today and even then it could be attrbuted to Vader waiting to be trained in secrets only Palpatine claimed he knew, specifically, bringing people back to life)

Everything since has broken him down into a stroppy teenager trapped in the body of an asthmatic robot that is badly put together.

Now I think about it, General Grevious had a wheezing cough too. What is George’s deal with lungs? Why do his main villians have the lungs of old-age pensioners?

]]> By: frikkenkids http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2013/01/11/youve-come-a-long-way-baby-learning-to-love-ahsoka-tano/#comment-694056 frikkenkids Fri, 11 Jan 2013 19:42:01 +0000 http://unrealitymag.com/?p=77007#comment-694056 The only reason I care at all about Ahsoka is because I want to see if the show will have the balls to kill her or if they are going to wimp out and put her on a bus. We all know she’s not around or even mentioned in Episode 3 or anywhere else ever.

]]> By: trashcanman http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2013/01/11/youve-come-a-long-way-baby-learning-to-love-ahsoka-tano/#comment-694052 trashcanman Fri, 11 Jan 2013 19:19:34 +0000 http://unrealitymag.com/?p=77007#comment-694052 “Punky Brewster with the Force” is possibly the best thing about Star Wars I’ve read in a long time. You know, I really had no time to be annoyed with Ahsoka next to that horrifying abomination Ziro the Hutt in the Clone Wars film. She wasn’t that bad. I actually quit the show late last season when they first brought in Darth Maul’s long lost brother as a transparent attempt to have a Darth Maul-like character and then decided that was not enough Darth Maul and just went ahead and resurrected the real deal WITH A GODDAMN SPIDER’S BODY. That was my last dance with Clone Wars. It was already on thin ice, but once they got that ridiculous I just didn’t want to see any more. Ahsoka is downright awesome in comparison to that kind of shitty plot device.

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