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	<title>Comments on: Seven Reasons Why I Will Survive the (Next) Apocalypse</title>
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		<title>By: Lucy</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2013/01/10/seven-reasons-why-i-will-survive-the-next-apocalypse/#comment-694382</link>
		<dc:creator>Lucy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2013 12:24:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Haha, that&#039;s brilliant]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haha, that&#8217;s brilliant</p>
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		<title>By: Shadowyugi</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2013/01/10/seven-reasons-why-i-will-survive-the-next-apocalypse/#comment-694296</link>
		<dc:creator>Shadowyugi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2013 13:58:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just a few reasons why I&#039;ll survive...

I&#039;m african
Non-reliant on power or technology 
Agile
Quick
And Zombie Smarts (if anyone gets bitten, they get left)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just a few reasons why I&#8217;ll survive&#8230;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m african<br />
Non-reliant on power or technology<br />
Agile<br />
Quick<br />
And Zombie Smarts (if anyone gets bitten, they get left)</p>
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		<title>By: Steve2</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2013/01/10/seven-reasons-why-i-will-survive-the-next-apocalypse/#comment-693998</link>
		<dc:creator>Steve2</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2013 02:27:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10 or 10.5 is the average size. Meaning the most popular. Meaning you&#039;re going to have the HARDEST time finding them after the apocalypse. Because everyone will be taking them. Just one more thing for you to have to fight over lol.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>10 or 10.5 is the average size. Meaning the most popular. Meaning you&#8217;re going to have the HARDEST time finding them after the apocalypse. Because everyone will be taking them. Just one more thing for you to have to fight over lol.</p>
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		<title>By: Rorschach</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2013/01/10/seven-reasons-why-i-will-survive-the-next-apocalypse/#comment-693947</link>
		<dc:creator>Rorschach</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2013 19:18:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your dream reminds me of Watchmen. That&#039;s not good. 

I urge you to read about dream interpretation. Dreams aren&#039;t meaningless and your subconscious may be warning you.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your dream reminds me of Watchmen. That&#8217;s not good. </p>
<p>I urge you to read about dream interpretation. Dreams aren&#8217;t meaningless and your subconscious may be warning you.</p>
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		<title>By: cristo oliver</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2013/01/10/seven-reasons-why-i-will-survive-the-next-apocalypse/#comment-693943</link>
		<dc:creator>cristo oliver</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2013 19:08:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;2 reasons Why I Will Survive the (Next) Apocalypse&quot;

1-im a huge fucking nerd
2-i grew up on fucking mexico my friend , so your argument is invalid because i know  how to handle heavier  shit than you.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;2 reasons Why I Will Survive the (Next) Apocalypse&#8221;</p>
<p>1-im a huge fucking nerd<br />
2-i grew up on fucking mexico my friend , so your argument is invalid because i know  how to handle heavier  shit than you.</p>
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		<title>By: Luke</title>
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		<dc:creator>Luke</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2013 16:27:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10.5 shoe size FTW!

Also, as a writer, you have to survive to chronicle The End for the alien archaeologists.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>10.5 shoe size FTW!</p>
<p>Also, as a writer, you have to survive to chronicle The End for the alien archaeologists.</p>
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