Two Chicago firefighter brothers who don’t get along have to work together while a dangerous arsonist is on the loose.

Some terrorists kidnap the Vice President of the United States and threaten to blow up the entire stadium during the final game of the NHL Stanley Cup. There is only one way and one man to stop them…

A Firefighter is plunged into the complex and dangerous world of international terrorism after he loses his wife and child in a bombing credited to Colombian Terrorists. Frustrated with the official investigation and haunted by the thought that the man responsible for murdering his family might never be brought to justice,the fireman takes matters into his own hands and tracks his quarry ultimately to Colombia.

Jerry Maguire

Vanilla Sky

An entrepreneurial teen starts a successful escort service. The cops eventually shut him down. Years later he becomes a successful sports agent. Cameron Diaz kills him in a car crash.

Looper

The Goonies

Ralphie begs his parents for a Red Ryder BB Gun, but never gets one. Obsessed with guns he grows up to be an assassin. Knowing that he’s headed down the wrong path, Old Ralphie travels back in time to set Young Ralphie straight. In their final encounter, Old Ralphie dies, but not before he’s shot out Young Ralphie’s eye. Ashamed, Young Ralphie travels back in time to hide. He becomes the pirate, One-Eyed Willy. His ship crashes somewhere in the Pacific Northwest and a bunch of brats steal all his gold in the 1984.

the quick and the dead>310 to yuma>Man with the iron fists

a former criminal preacher returns to his outlaw ways until he gets arrested. he eventually escapes prison and travels to china where he works as an undercover agent for the emporer under the name Jack Knife.

Pineapple Express > Knocked Up > Superbad
Seth Rogen is a down in the dumps stoner with no friends other than his drug dealer and a teenage girlfriend. He has to leave town due to the heat surrounding his involvement in the apparent murder of a drug kingpin, his entire organization, and also his rivals. He makes up a BS backstory about being from Canada to cover his tracks and, having learned about the importance of friendship from his time with James Franco, he’s able to make several new stoner friends and even snags an adult girlfriend whom he knocks up. The resulting relationship leads to Rogen finally overcoming his fear of commitment from Pineapple Express and, remembering his natural flair for gunplay also displayed in PE, he decides to become a cop to support his family.

After failing to get into her college of choice, poor Jessie Spano has a mental breakdown and decides to take her chances in Vegas. The cruel reality of Sin City leads her to stripping, stardom, a crash from the spotlight, and an eventual life as high-end escort trolling for rich old men with enough money to afford Viagra and her prices.

Someone made this into a movie fan edit that anyone can download and watch. It’s called “Bateman Begins”.

Robocop > Terminator > Matrix

A corporation starts testing advanced human-machine hybrids, using technology to transform dead people into cyborg. This leads to an unparalleled technological advance, making the machines more and more smart. The machines take over the world and puts the humans in an advanced computer simulation, using them as energy sources. One human leads a revolution against the machine

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