Comments on: Debate of the Day: What Movies Have Been So Bad, You Stopped Watching Almost Immediately?

By: dagnabbit

dagnabbit — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 17:46:58 +0000

The Master of Disguise. I always really liked Dana Carvey, and “Clean Slate” was mindless good fun, so I decided to check out “Master of Disguise”. The intro to the movie in which the main character is identified by name as Pistachio Disguisey was a dire warning. I think I made it another five minutes. I shut it off out of sheer embarrassment for Dana Carvey. “Corky Romano” seemed like sophisticated humor in comparison.

I almost shut off “Sound of My Voice” after the first secret handshake scene. I mean, I’m pretty sure I wasn’t supposed to burst out laughing when that happened. I’m glad I stuck around, but wow, for so much of the plot to hinge on that ridiculous handshake, the filmmakers should have come up with something a bit less silly as secret greeting. (Jeez a nonsensical nursery rhyme would’ve been better).

By: monstrinho

monstrinho — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 18:20:11 +0000

Total Remake. Dreadful.

By: wraith

wraith — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 06:23:35 +0000

oops forgot to contribute.

For my wife and I Munich and The Last Exorcism were not watchable. Munich went back to movie gallery who nicely gave us another rental for free.

By: wraith

wraith — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 06:21:35 +0000

Lockouts special effects were atrocious but once the main character gets to the prison they become better and less a part of the movie. All in all it was a fun movie with a lot of memorable one liners. Don’t let the ridiculous motorcycle chase in the first few minutes put you off.

By: Starkbannermen

Starkbannermen — Sat, 05 Jan 2013 17:51:51 +0000

The Expendables
Transformers 2
Boondock Saints 2

All garbage.

By: elidiota

elidiota — Sat, 05 Jan 2013 12:54:08 +0000

Karate a muerte en Torremolinos” (roughly translated as Deadly Karate in Torremolinos) a Spanish ripoff to Fist of Fury (search jucantaro in google to find the deadly primigenial monster.
“Revenants” with its sex scene : “I thought that vampires couldn’t have sex… – Of course we can, we only need motor lubricant…”

Dobermann, I admit I was sold with the trailer scene of the revolver missile launcher. The rest of the movie sucks…

By: John

John — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 20:39:20 +0000

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. Unbelievable mess.

By: JazzMatt727

JazzMatt727 — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 16:14:36 +0000

Battleship:
As an actual naval officer this movie was completely offensive. For those that haven’t seen it, the first 10 minutes consist of an upstanding naval officer celebrating his loser brother’s birthday at some dive bar in their hometown. The loser brother is telling his older brother how he’s going to get his life together this year. Cue smoking hot girl walking through the door who has absolutely no reason to be in this bar. Girl walks to bartender and asks for a burrito. Bartender says they’re not serving food anymore. Loser brother says “I have an idea to make her want to bone me!” He leaves the bar, breaks into the convenience store across the street, and steals a burrito. The police show up and taze him as he’s about to walk into the bar and hand hot girl the burrito. His brother bursts out of the bar as his brother is being arrested and says “That’s it! You’re joining the UNITED STATES NAVY with me!!”

5 years later: Upstanding Lieutenant AND Smoking Hot Girl is madly in love with him…

That’s when I turned it off…

By: Shiki

Shiki — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 16:09:13 +0000

Lockout was fcking awesome just because of Guy Pearce (well not considering Maggie Grace). One of my new years resolutions is to learn his every line from the movie and use it in real life conversations.
If u don’t count the movies i fell asleep while watching, i have to say Freddy Got Fingered (dunno why i even rented it, probably was high) & Charlie’s Angels 2 (same crap as 1 but without Bill Marray and Sam Rockwell= MEGACRAP).

By: jcloisea

jcloisea — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 15:26:08 +0000

4 Christmases: I knew it would be crap, my hand was forced into the cinema by a girl who convinced the rest of our friends.
> 20 minutes after I just took off and everyone followed: what a huge load of goat crap

Anaconda: Dat snake is made of fail