Nov 29 2012

Five Things I Could Do with $500 Million

Published by at 12:00 pm under Lists

4. Make My Book Into a Movie

Sigh. This is probably the only one I might genuinely consider doing, if I was truly that selfish. It’s a dream for someone to adapt my book into a movie. For $500M it would probably be the most expensive film ever made, but I could hire Chris Nolan to direct and cast absolutely anyone I wanted in all the roles. If it sucked, I would use the remaining cash to buy Rotten Tomatoes and ensure that it MOST CERTAINLY DOES NOT SUCK.

5. Become Batman

Remember that infographic from a little while back showing how much it would cost to be Batman? Well, turns out with $500M, I’d still be $182M short, but at that point I’d be willing to sacrifice the Batplane and Wayne  Manor if I got to keep everything else. Sure, I’d probably die the first time I tried to use my grappling hook on a skyscraper, but it would totally be worth it.

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2 Responses to “Five Things I Could Do with $500 Million”

  1. Rob Jon 29 Nov 2012 at 4:41 pm

    I love all your ideas especially the first one I laughed out loud when I read that!

  2. Eddie Noxon 04 Jul 2013 at 4:06 pm

    Well hell man, I’d do two chicks at once.

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