Nov 15 2012
Pulp Fiction – “Leave that man’s butt alone!”
The only reason this entry isn’t #1 on the list is because this f**king clip can’t be the last thing I f**king think about before I go to bed. To be clear, I don’t f**king want to talk about this clip. I don’t f**king want to analyze this clip. And I sure don’t f**king recommend watching this clip. I’m just the messenger, dude, acknowledging its existence. Oh God, I really, really hated Googling this goddamn clip. Planet Terror – “Oh hey, what up girl?” Whelp, no surprise here; Quentin has his “rape face” on.
On a related note, here at Unreality we writers populate these articles with pics that we research ourselves, and rest assured: no good can come from the Google search “planet terror quentin penis melt.”
From Dusk ‘Til Dawn – “So…come here often?”
Goddamn it, more rape face. Listen, this movie is badass, and when I saw it for the first time at the age of something-teen, I thought I was just watching the most f**ked-up George Clooney robbery movie ever. Then the vampire stuff happened. But Jesus Christ, Quentin is still the creepiest part of this movie for me. Probably because of the pedophile stuff. Just a guess.
OK, you know what? F**k this.
TJ: Paul, I can’t do it.
P: Can’t do what?
TJ: It. This. I can’t keep going with this list, man. It’s too soul-crushing. I can’t finish it. I haven’t even gotten to Inglorious Basterds yet.
P: Ha! I thought you were a huge Tarantino fan or something.
TJ: I am, but come on. Penis-melting stuff. And this Absinthe is hardcore.
P: OK, I’ll let you stop this list, but you have to promise me one thing.
TJ: Done and done.
P: This is the last time you write words and drink Absinthe simultaneously. I’m serious this time.
TJ: Ugh, fine.
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