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	<title>Comments on: Christmas is Canceled: Or, The Top 6 Things I Would Have Done at NYCC</title>
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		<title>By: Sara Clemens</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sara Clemens</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2012 23:37:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I ask you, what are we if we&#039;re unable to let our hair down and make a few &quot;Batman&#039;s nuts&quot; jokes every now and again? 

Fink, I may never forgive you for this thing entirely beyond your control.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I ask you, what are we if we&#8217;re unable to let our hair down and make a few &#8220;Batman&#8217;s nuts&#8221; jokes every now and again? </p>
<p>Fink, I may never forgive you for this thing entirely beyond your control.</p>
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		<title>By: trashcanman</title>
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		<dc:creator>trashcanman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2012 18:58:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[King motherfucking Hippo!  Eeeeeeee!  Somehow, even though you weren&#039;t there [offers shoulder for crying upon], you managed to give the best coverage.  Do I care about which DC/Marvel character is dying next or about the 20 minutes of supersecret  footage from that awesome movie I want to see that only CC people got to see or about Grant Morrison&#039;s panel where he presumably babbles nonsense?  I do not.  I want awesome cosplay pics and commentary written by a woman who would offer a &quot;nooner&quot; to a smoking werewolf in sunglasses, make a joke about Batman&#039;s nuts knowing goddamn well that it is beneath her (but still somehow hilarious), and offer a morbidly obese man a medal for being in character.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>King motherfucking Hippo!  Eeeeeeee!  Somehow, even though you weren&#8217;t there [offers shoulder for crying upon], you managed to give the best coverage.  Do I care about which DC/Marvel character is dying next or about the 20 minutes of supersecret  footage from that awesome movie I want to see that only CC people got to see or about Grant Morrison&#8217;s panel where he presumably babbles nonsense?  I do not.  I want awesome cosplay pics and commentary written by a woman who would offer a &#8220;nooner&#8221; to a smoking werewolf in sunglasses, make a joke about Batman&#8217;s nuts knowing goddamn well that it is beneath her (but still somehow hilarious), and offer a morbidly obese man a medal for being in character.</p>
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		<title>By: TJ Fink</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2012/10/17/christmas-is-canceled-or-the-top-6-things-i-would-have-done-at-nycc/#comment-687484</link>
		<dc:creator>TJ Fink</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2012 18:46:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ahhh, the guilt...!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ahhh, the guilt&#8230;!</p>
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		<title>By: Spleenfarmer</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2012/10/17/christmas-is-canceled-or-the-top-6-things-i-would-have-done-at-nycc/#comment-687472</link>
		<dc:creator>Spleenfarmer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2012 16:24:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The one, the only...

King Hippo!

Look out for those shorts - they&#039;re a little loose.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The one, the only&#8230;</p>
<p>King Hippo!</p>
<p>Look out for those shorts &#8211; they&#8217;re a little loose.</p>
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		<title>By: David Forck</title>
		<link>http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2012/10/17/christmas-is-canceled-or-the-top-6-things-i-would-have-done-at-nycc/#comment-687469</link>
		<dc:creator>David Forck</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2012 16:20:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who is the guy in #1 suposed to be?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who is the guy in #1 suposed to be?</p>
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