Sep 21 2012
The Final Countdown: Gadget Apocaylpse, Baywatch Movie and Borderlands Jokes
Go here to see modern gadgets after the Apocalypse.
“Based on their guns, swords, archery equipment and modified catchers gear, survivors in post apocalyptic movies all seem to loot sporting goods stores first. We asked you to show us how we’ll make use of the stuff that will be left over once the last Dick’s Sporting Goods has been cleaned out.”
The Countdown
There’s going to be a Baywatch movie – [FilmDrunk]
Borderland’s Best Weapons: Humor – [Insert Coin]
Five shows that outlived their concept – [TVOvermind]
Buy my new book, The Last Exodus – [Amazon]
DMX is terrified of using a laptop – [GeeksAreSexy]
The best novels of 2011 – [Ranker]
Major news for The Office – [ScreenCrush]
The fit to fat to fit project – [WWIW]
The weekly caption contest – [Pajiba]
Today’s girl is Emma Watson – [Maxim]
Ricky Gervais is unflattering – [Guyism]
iPhone 5 wait angers some – [Heavy]
Fifty Shades of chicken is coming – [DeathTaxes]
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@ Paul Tassi,
I’m commenting on your Forbes article about borderlands being the funniest game ever..
Have you ever played Giants: Citizen Kabuto?
That game was ridiculously funny.
On Borderlands: the writing is epic, but… everything else so far has been disappointing. It just hasn’t hooked me like the original. I changed characters in the hopes that twas just Paxton being a dumbed down Roland and the drops sucking, but after two more tries with other characters, I’ve pretty much given up, which is just depressing, because the endgame skills look fun, but it almost feels like the dull game between here and there is punishment for that.
Maybe I buiiltit up too much; I Vern bought the loot chest version, I was so pumped.