Jun 21 2012
7) “Good news, everyone!” – Futurama
Spoiler alert: the news isn’t usually that great. (And also, try not reading that phrase in the Professor’s voice. I can’t do it.)
8) Brock Samson’s extensive history of badassery – The Venture Bros.
So yeah, I guess Brock Samson is to Adult Swim what Ron Swanson is to NBC, except with way more casualties. Brock’s body count must be in the thousands, and I never get tired of the myriad ways he dispatches henchmen, crocodiles, killer sharks, robots, paranormal creatures…well, you get the idea. The legend of Brock Samson grows with each season, and now that I think about it, if you gave the guy some adamantium claws and a hair dye kit, he’s basically Wolverine.
9) Terry – Reno 911
I’ve always been a fan of Nick Swardson’s standup, but he’s pretty funny on roller-skates, too.
10) Liz Lemon’s awful sexual history – 30 Rock
30 Rock thrives on rapid-fire one-liners, and I love the occasional glimpses into Liz’s dreadfully awkward sex life. I would date the hell out of that woman just out of curiosity.
11) Dr. Rockzo – Metalocalypse
Dr. Rockzo is a “rock n’ roll clown” with a drug problem. Just another excuse for the world to continue fearing clowns, I suppose.
12) Schrute Farms – The Office
I kind of lost interest in The Office years ago, but my favorite part about Dwight’s persona is his rustic heritage. Beet farming is the perfect juxtaposition against his humdrum nine-to-five as a paper salesman. How do I know? Because I grew up on a dairy farm, actually. And now I work in an office. In a cubicle.
Oh crap. No wonder I like this running joke so much. I’m turning into a Schrute.
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