“Let me start with a caveat — I have not seen every zombie movie ever. Please do not point out how in Frederico LaDouchey’s 1958 Italian epic Il Zombonerall of these questions were answered before the credits finished rolling. I’m just saying that, by and large, zombie fiction refuses to acknowledge these small points that, when you think about them, are kind of a big deal for the fantasy to play out.”

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