Jun 14 2012
“Pinky and The Brain. One is a genius, the other’s insane.” Brain constantly plans to take over the world, suggesting he is insane. Pinky often finds ways to ruin these plans.. so.. who is the genius?
That isn’t Forrest’s son. Jenny just takes advantage of him after she learns that he’s a shrimp tycoon.
All of the “Legend of Zelda” games are about the exact same cast of characters, but they’re being retold in different cultures around the world, accounting for the vast differences. Hence the name: the Legend of Zelda.
Steven Spielberg’s War of the Worlds would have been 100x better if the final shot was that tripod falling down and its alien pilot falling out except for one crucial diffence : instead of a generic alien body, the aliens behind the invasion are E.T’s. You find out in the last few seconds of the movie that you’ve been watching a sequel to what you thought was a cuddly, family-friendly movie about a young boy and his alien buddy, but was actually about how a naive little kid thwarted authorities and helped the alien scout who laid the groundwork for an invasion and attempted genocide.
Cameron invented Ferris and he’s living out what Cameron wishes he could be.
Back to the future. The Doc is ready to kill himself along with Marty in that parking lot during the first time travel scene. Not only has he never tested the time machine, but he claims that many of his inventions have been failures.
So during the moment when he’s about to find out if his life’s work was a huge success, or a complete waste, he not only drives the Delorian towards himself, but grabs onto Marty when he tries to run away.
If that first time travel test was a failure, they both would have been killed. Which is exactly what Doc wanted had the experiment been a failure.
The Bride doesn’t kill Bill in Kill Bill.
First you have to put her rampage in chronological order… She wakes up in the hospital, kills Buck, flies to Japan, kills everyone in the tea house, then comes back to the states to kill Vernita Green. We know this because O Ren’s name is already crossed off the list when she parks outside Vernita’s house.
In the process of killing Greene, she accidentally does so in front of her young daughter. Her immediate reaction is shame. She tries to hide the knife behind her leg.
From that point on, she doesn’t kill anyone else. Budd dies from a snake bite. Daryl Hannah’s character has her eye plucked out but is left alive.
Then we get to Bill… they tell the story of the five point palm fist of death technique, but in the training sequences it’s never shown that she learns it. We are specifically told that Pai Mei never taught it to anyone.
The other part that’s suspicious is the play acting, when Beatrix first runs into the house there’s a play scene with her daughter, they pretend to shoot her and she pretends to be dead. This is what Bill does.
At the end of the film, Beatrix is curled up on a bathroom floor crying “Thank you, thank you.” Who is she thanking? Bill for letting her go. It was the only way for either of them to exit the situation gracefully.
During the end credits, each of the people on the list who died gets a line through their name. Daryl Hannah is marked with a question mark because she was left alive… but Bill? Bill’s name isn’t marked at all.
Harry Potter imagines a delightful fantasy where he suddenly discovers he’s a wizard and has the save the world with his friends… while in reality he slowly starves to death locked under the Dursley’s stairs.
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