Jun 04 2012
The Morning Link: The Further Adventures of Remy
I’m using this morning’s link spot to help showcase one of our own. You’ve all had the pleasure of reading new contributor Remy Carreiro’s work over the past few months, but he’s just started up his own personal site in addition to his duties at Unreality. Check it out below if you like his stuff and want to see even more than what we feature already.
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The site would be awesome, had he not made the outlandish claim that he/it’s better than bacon. For shame…
That title is pure silly. We all know NOTHING is better than bacon.
Sir, I too doubt the verisimilitude of your claim at superiority to said pork product. One does not makes such a claim in mere jest, lest it rip the fabric of dietary space/time, bringing an end to all things delicious. I demand satisfaction…..mmmmmm baaaaacooonnn…[goes and gets some]
I have a bacon infused cinnamon role recipe on the site. A Kevin Bacon statue made out of bacos. Last night, for a late night snack, I ate sliced bacon, with pieces of bacon in the side. I was not mocking bacon. I was simply trying to show that, when I am broken down, I am actually 67 percent bacon myself. Bacon’s lawyers hit me up with a cease and desist letter, but I like the sound of and have to stick to my guns. Plus, I keep BLT’s in holsters on me at all times, so I feel it is fair…
Funny True Story) It was originally BETTER THAN PORN but I decided I really didn’t want PORN in the title of my site, and I was eating bacon and eggs when I decided that, SO. the natural progression was a huge lie about superiority to bacon.
ps) My boss, Paul Tassi, is the shit. Thanks so much for the link, dude. The doorstep of the site actually has footprints. WOO HOO.