Jun 04 2012
Master Chief and Cortana: The Later Years
Hey, when you’re floating around a spaceship for years and there’s nothing to eat by frozen twinkies, you’re probably going to put on a few, OK?
Master Chef Chief might have the funnier outfit of the two, but at least he gets to wear a mask. Props to Cortana who had the balls (figuratively) to slide herself into some spandex for all the world to see. But seriously, Master Chief needs to add about a dozen more armor plates to cover up those newfound gaps.
How many readers are going to Comic-Con this year? I’m curious.
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Is that Pixyteri as Cortana?
You get some weird mutations when a smurf and an oompa loompa get it on…
notice the crotch sweat from Master Chafe