Jun 04 2012

Master Chief and Cortana: The Later Years

Published by at 3:00 pm under Images,Video Games

Hey, when you’re floating around a spaceship for years and there’s nothing to eat by frozen twinkies, you’re probably going to put on a few, OK?

Master Chef Chief might have the funnier outfit of the two, but at least he gets to wear a mask. Props to Cortana who had the balls (figuratively) to slide herself into some spandex for all the world to see. But seriously, Master Chief needs to add about a dozen more armor plates to cover up those newfound gaps.

How many readers are going to Comic-Con this year? I’m curious.

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3 responses so far

3 Responses to “Master Chief and Cortana: The Later Years”

  1. Andyon 04 Jun 2012 at 5:20 pm

    Is that Pixyteri as Cortana?

  2. Frank E.on 05 Jun 2012 at 11:38 am

    You get some weird mutations when a smurf and an oompa loompa get it on…

  3. Wite Boyon 06 Jun 2012 at 3:34 pm

    notice the crotch sweat from Master Chafe

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