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“Right now there are kids all over the world wearing their favorite band’s T-shirt and strumming an oddly sized air guitar in front of their mirror, nursing implausible dreams of some day getting to take the stage. Real life never works out that way, of course — liking something a lot in no way guarantees you’ll grow up to be any good at it. The closest we’ll ever get to our idols is when their bodyguards rough us up for trying to get an autograph.”

The Countdown

Battleship opens worse than John Carter – [FilmDrunk]

No, Max Payne did not outsell Diablo 3 – [Insert Coin]

The greatest gaming set-up ever – [GeeksAreSexy]

Badly drawn tattoos – [Smosh]

The best gaming gear at the – [Unreality Store]

The Walking Carl: Chapter 8 – [HolyTaco]

Ryan Reynolds might be Highlander – [GammaSquad]

It’s motivational Monday – [theChive]

The best casting decisions in history – [Pajiba]

Admiral Ackbar’s famous rum – [Neatorama]

The funniest moments of Dead Island – [GamerToob]

Today’s girl is Emily Maynard – [Maxim]

Kid plays lacrosse despite missing limbs – [BroBible]

The 12 most nightmare inducting Silent Hill monsters – [ToplessRobot]