Apr 16 2012

A Sean Bean Violence PSA

Published by at 3:00 pm under Images,Movies

I don’t always borrow from Tumblr, but I have to give them credit when one of their horde gets something right. This image has been floating around the blogging site for some time, and it’s a very important lesson that we should all pay attention to.

We all know that Sean Bean dies in movies. If you didn’t know that, you’ve never seen a Sean Bean movie. But 20 times? Wow, I had no idea. At this point it almost seems like some sort of cruel joke. “Hey Sean, you landed the lead!” “That’s awesome!” “Buuuut he’s sort of a tragic hero…” “He dies, doesn’t he?” “Yeahhh.” “Goddamnit.”





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9 responses so far

  • Lman

    He was Zeus in that kid-friendly Percy Jackson movie. He doesn’t die there.

    But yeah, that Tumblr is mostly spot on.

  • Grantaco

    He’s to awesome to live in any movie

  • Jake

    Sounds kind of like Billy Connolly, except that Billy has the distinct honor of having been the only person to play a character who dies in a Muppet movie.

  • Juice

    I’m not the only who noticed! He’s my favorite actor, but every convo goes this way
    Me: He’s Awesome! He’s so bad ass.
    Person: What kind of roles does he do?
    Me: All sorts.. Villian.. Tragic flawed heroes…. Dad, neighbor… mostly the first two though… He kind of dies….. A LOT
    Person: How like shot or something?
    Me: Yeah.. and arrows to the chest, arrow through the neck attached to a string and then hung with, crushed with dirt, crushed with flaming satellite… etc.

  • Dzuksi

    I think it’s much more then 20. But if you wanna get the visual see here:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEhtsgu6bJg

    Needless to say, spoilers!

  • zomgmouse

    It’s originally from this comic site: http://www.rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2012-04-13

  • Igor

    Did he die in Game of Thrones?

  • jorb loftar

    everyone dies in game of thrones

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