Feb 07 2012

The Seven Best Prep School Movies

Published by at 8:00 am under Lists,Movies

The Emperor’s Club


An idealistic prep school teacher attempts to redeem an incorrigable student only to find that it’s a lot harder than he imagined and that perhaps it wasn’t his job to do so.    People always think this movie is kind of a rip on Dead Poet’s Society and it’s not even close.   In fact it’s far from it.  Kevin Kline does an amazing job as the professor and Emile Hirsh kicks ass as a young pain in the ass student.

Outside Providence


After one too many run ins with the law, a punk teenager from a working class background is sent to prep school by his frustrated dad, and learns a thing or two.  And this my friends is where the funny Alec Baldwin era began.   What a great movie.  “Dildo.”

Class


Jonathan, a naive country boy, gets a scholarship to a classy prep school, where he rooms with suave, rich and handsome Skip. Skip decides it is his duty to see that Jonathan loses his virginity, so he sends Jonathan to Chicago, where Jonathan meets Ellen, a beautiful older woman, and they begin an affair which ends abruptly when Ellen discovers Jonathan is 17.  During Christmas break, Jonathan visits Skip’s house and discovers that Ellen is Skip’s mother.  Ouch.

*Per a user comment I totally forgot about Rushmore!




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7 responses so far

7 Responses to “The Seven Best Prep School Movies”

  1. Diabloon 07 Feb 2012 at 9:04 am

    No “Rushmore”? That film most mirrored my experience at a shitty prep school.

  2. Nattybon 07 Feb 2012 at 9:28 am

    Excellent call and very sorry we forgot that one.

  3. MarkShekon 07 Feb 2012 at 9:59 am

    I was about to mention Rushmore, but it looks like that’s been addressed.

    Good call on Outside Providence. It’s one of those that I loved but continuously forget about. It rears its head in my consciousness maybe once a year, and this post has done it again. I gotta re-watch that sometime.

  4. Jake Stoneon 07 Feb 2012 at 6:59 pm

    “Heaven Help Us”? The far superior of McCarthy’s prep school movies.

  5. Jesse Pinkmanon 07 Feb 2012 at 11:24 pm

    Where is “If…”

  6. ktdon 10 Feb 2012 at 6:05 pm

    What about “D3: Mighty Ducks”?

  7. Brianon 11 Feb 2012 at 9:41 am

    Heaven Help Us? Hello, Brother Thadeus? St. Basil’s head? Nero’s laminated note? Drama wrecks his father’s car?

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