Jan 23 2012
10 Super Weird Names Celebrities Gave Their Kids
Just because you’re a celebrity and you’re in Hollywood doesn’t mean you have to constantly try and set up new trends and be “hip.” I mean I understand wearing cool clothes and messing around with your appearance. Hell I even get weird causes and all that.
But why do people try to be stylish in naming their kids? I just don’t get it. Not to mention the poor kid has a stigma their whole lives. Not only because they are the son or daughter of a celebrity but because they’re name is God awful.
Check out these 10 ridiculous celebrity kids’ names…..
Jason Lee
Has a Son Named Pilot Inspektor. I mean at least spell it right. Good God.
Shannyn Sossamon
Has a child named Audio Science. Yes, this is true. It’s gonna get even better.
Nicolas Cage
I’m sure you all know about Kal-El. Funny because Cage never even played Superman.
Michael Jackson
Prince Michael II. But he’s also known as Blanket? Come on.
David Bowie
Has a son named Zowie. Now that’s not horrible but Zowie Bowie is just flat out cruel.
Frank Zappa
All of his kids. Dweezil, Moon Unit, Diva Thin Muffin, and Ahmet. You can’t make this stuff up.
David Duchovny
His son’s name is Kyd. That’s just flat out lazy.
Jamie Oliver
His daughter’s names are Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo. Just because you’re a chef doesn’t mean you have to do this to your kids.
Penn Jilette
His kid’s name is Moxie Crimefighter. I could probably expect this from Penn. Still weird though.
Bob Geldof
Has two daughters named Fifi Trixiebell and Peaches.
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Ahmet isn’t a weird name bro, it’s just Turkish.
Like Ahmet Ertegun.
Prince Michael Jackson II has the “II” because his older brother is also named Prince Michael. The nickname came from the tabloids because the youngest child was always hidden under a blanket to hide his face in public when he was very young.
Bob Geldof has a third daughter named Little Pixie. And he also adopted their half-sister Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily.
Actually, Natty, Burton was going to make a Superman movie and Cage was set to be the lead, here’s the leaked test shot:
http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2009/09/nick-cage-superman092109.jpg
I am a little disappointed with unreality on this one. The Chive did this exact same article with all the same names (the chive actually did more) and half the same pictures and unreality has gone and ripped it off? Could it not have just gone as a link to the chive in the final countdown?
http://thechive.com/2012/01/12/celebrities-are-mentally-challenged-when-it-comes-to-naming-children-29-photos/
Zowie Bowie goes by Duncan Jones these days and I think we can all agree that his film “Moon” was a pretty badass flick (I assume we can all agree).
why are celebrities giving their children stripper names?
Holy Balls, I dont think that is Lee’s ex-wife. Who is sitting next to him? The Nanny. Good god she is naughty-hot.
Beth Riesgraf. I love you
My dad found my name in a history book, shouldn’t be that hard to find a unique name for your kid.
I teach high school…just glad to see they aren’t using Caitlyn or Katlyn or some other name that wants to be called “Katie”. I have 6 in one class!
You forgot about the latest “Blue Ivy” baby by Beyonce.
I’m surprised no one mention Rob Morrow’s daughter, Tu.
Robert Rodriguez has 4 sons named: Rocket, Racer, Rebel and Rogue. But those weird names are AWESOME.