Jan 18 2012
Sonic Jokes that Make Me Want to Die
Someone sent me this image that must have been on the back of an issue of GamePro in like 1996. It’s a collection of Sonic the Hedgehog themed jokes that are quite possibly the worst attempts at humor I’ve ever seen, video game themed or otherwise. Here’s an example:
“What do you call a hedgehog covered in vinegar?”
“Prickle”
And that’s probably one of the better ones. I couldn’t even make it through the entire Badnik conversation.
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oh wow that is bad
This is from the Sonic Joke Book originally. I have it somewhere in the loft, it’s full of terrible, terrible jokes. On the plus side it was all black and white line art, so I had a lot of fun colouring it in when I was a kid.
I have that joke book somewhere and I can assure you that the entire 30-ish page book is that bad.
WHEN IT’S KING WOOD… oh wrong iteration…
LMAO! That is so horribly bad its fantastic!
I got through the Badnik one and it’s nothing funny at all. Just a load of stupidity and ridiculously retarded humor that I literally almost fell asleep from.
-Naru Ichite Inuzuka
Wow, they predicted the quickstep.