Jan 04 2012

If Star Wars Was Noir Wars

Published by at 10:00 am under Images,Movies

Master toymaker Sillof must be running out of genres to convert Star Wars into, but he’s still got a few more up his sleeve I haven’t shared with you yet.

His latest effort is turn Star Wars into a gangster film noir feature. Sort of a significant departure from its original genre, but Sillof has a way of making it seem believable. I always love the character names he comes up with, and the various roles he manages to effective assign to each character.

Check out the full line-up below:

Chip Pepperdino

Chip is a reporter for the San Francisco Sentinel. Always around the action but preferring not to be part of it.

Art Deter

Art Deter is a photographer for the San Francisco Sentinel. Always first on the scene this little guy tries a little too hard to get involved in the cases and stories they cover.

Patrolman Lash Skylark

Lance is your naive rookie cop, who is brought into the world of dirty cops and organized crime.

Lola O’Gannon

Lola is your classic femme fetale.

Detective Dante Victor

Victor is your classic dirty cop. Paid to clean up the crime but actually taking payoffs and making sure the mob has protection.

Dante Victor’s Special Task Force / Enforcers

This is Victor’s taskforce of goons and thugs who are the backbone of his operation.

Detective Benton Karnaby

He is your jaded & haggard old detective cop. He has seen all the corruption and this is last case.

Hawk Solomon P.I.

Hawk is your classic private detective.

Chuck Bocco

Chuck is an immigrant worker on the docks. He owes Solomon from a previous case and serves as his muscle when needed. He speaks in a foreign language no one understands.

Bruno Feretta

Feretta is a mafia hitman from Sicily brought in to help Victor regain control.

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5 responses so far

5 Responses to “If Star Wars Was Noir Wars”

  1. Sideshowon 04 Jan 2012 at 10:52 am

    Ya, I’d watch this movie. Take my money!

  2. Ugo Strangeon 04 Jan 2012 at 1:03 pm

    This is BEAST! I’d watch this movie totally!

  3. wevson 04 Jan 2012 at 2:59 pm

    I get the whole deal with Vader being a corrupt cop, cause he’s a corrupt Jedi, but it would make more sense if he himself was a mob boss. Regardless it’s awesome.

  4. Alaricon 04 Jan 2012 at 5:15 pm

    The Emperor is probably the mob boss here.

  5. Rob Jon 04 Jan 2012 at 6:19 pm

    Someone should make 3 of these movies!

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